answer me within a 10 word limit !! open post

[lolisaurus]

Hey! Hey you!

[There is a teenage girl stomping furiously towards you, whoever you are, and she's pointing in your face or jabbing you in the chest, depending on your height and/or your gender, and talking very loudly.]I've been watching you! You've been walking around here, right?! I know I've seen you hanging out here! Someone stole my egg! It's

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[coorderpnate]

[Sgagfks sob don't jab the wimp it hurts!!]

-- Someone stole your egg?!

[lolisaurus]

Yes! [JAB] Weren't you [jab] listening?! Pay attention to me! Pay attention to what's around you! [JABJAB]

[coorderpnate]

I'm -- ow -- sorry -- ow -- but I don't know who it is owow!

[lolisaurus]

Don't lie to me!

[coorderpnate]

I'm not lying!

[lolisaurus]

So where is it?! [PANICKING. PANICKING]

[coorderpnate]

Where do you keep it?

[lolisaurus]

In my bag! [Aina thrusts it into his face.] Look, it's gone, see!

[coorderpnate]

[afkahkjahld okay time to see if there's any signs of theft here!]

[lolisaurus]

Well? Well?

[coorderpnate]

-- Oh good, it wasn't stolen.

[lolisaurus]

Hehh?!

[coorderpnate]

Looks like the egg rolled out on its own.

[lolisaurus]

... What?!