Aug 29, 2011 00:02
Hey! Hey you!
[There is a teenage girl stomping furiously towards you, whoever you are, and she's pointing in your face or jabbing you in the chest, depending on your height and/or your gender, and talking very loudly.]
I've been watching you! You've been walking around here, right?! I know I've seen you hanging out here! Someone stole my egg! It's a very important egg, and I need it back right now! You saw who did it, didn't you?! Tell me who took it! Tell me!
[... of course, it's entirely likely you haven't been spending time in this area and that you were just passing through. But, well. She doesn't particularly care.]
*open log,
!aina