Texts From Last Night

[full_of_mirth]

To Contact: The Goddess of Happiness
DOVE! WTF!?
February 22, 11:19 pm

To Contact: The Goddess of Happiness
DID TARO STEAL YOUR PHONE!?
February 22, 11:19 pm

To Contact: The Goddess of Happiness
THIS IS NOT HOW WE CHEER ME UP WHEN I'M DEPRESSED ABOUT BOYS
February 22, 11:20 pm

To Contact: The Goddess of Happiness
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Close inspection reveals he's wearing pants. But. Still!
February 22, 11:23 pm