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[fuddledwords]

A man approaches a woman at an upper-scale bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. Rather abruptly, she responds, "I'll go ahead and be honest. For me to have interest in a man, he HAS TO HAVE a Jaguar in his driveway, a six figure income, a vacation house, and six inches in his pants." With a repulsed look on his face, the man responded, "Lady, My

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[wsupimleilani]

hahahahha too funny

[just_this_kiss]

Hey, sorry I haven't really been a great lj friend lately :-/ I'm just insanely busy and have been putting off internet stuff for a little while.

I know you from _simply_beauty and I think you are very pretty, if you have the time/want for another rating community, you should check out knockouts_-- I'm the promo mod over there. We're doing a special with 10 auto-accepts, and still have a couple left. We're not a new community, just trying to get a boost. The maintainer asked us all to promo to people who we think would make a good contribution to the community. If you don't allow promotions, let me know and I'll delete this :)