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A man approaches a woman at an upper-scale bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. Rather abruptly, she responds, "I'll go ahead and be honest. For me to have interest in a man, he HAS TO HAVE a Jaguar in his driveway, a six figure income, a vacation house, and six inches in his pants." With a repulsed look on his face, the man responded, "Lady, My Jag is sitting between my Benz and my Rollz Royce, I make 550,000 dollars a year, I have a house in the mountains for the winter and own a resort in the bahamas for the summer, but not even for a woman like YOU, would I cut off 2 and a half inches!"