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[fuckyeahsealand]

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind

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[decadenzas]

[oh god why why are there never any normal neighbors]

Set the phone down before having a fit next time.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand's been kidnapped!

[decadenzas]

Sealand and everybody else.

Shall I take it that you're referring to yourself?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Yes! Did you kidnap me?

[decadenzas]

Yes, I've single-handedly orchestrated this entire thing, town and hundreds of other people included.

[fuckyeahsealand]

T-then... [Tiny voice, before he marshals his courage.] Then I'm definitely gonna beat you up, and then everyone will recognize Sealand!

[decadenzas]

[briefly considers telling the truth, but this looks too promising to let go of so soon.]

You hardly sound ten, what good will a threat like that do? [says the one who sounds twelve]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand is a super powerful nation! [And he is totally twelve forty-three okay.]

[decadenzas]

I've never heard of you. [ahaha except he has but Sealand doesn't need to know that]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well maybe you're just stupid.

[decadenzas]

Or perhaps you're just incredibly unimportant and you were accidentally kidnapped, having been confused for someone who might be worth a ransom fee.

[fuckyeahsealand]

No way, that's stupid!