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[fuckyeahsealand]

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[Oh she's knows that screaming. Oh you're back again.]

Please calm down Sealand.

[fuckyeahsealand]

But Sealand's been-- [Wait, hold on a second.] Who are you?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Tiffany Aching. You probably don't know who I am but if you calm down I should be able to help you understand what's going on.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Is it because you're my kidnapper? I-I'll totally come beat you up, Sealand is a super strong country!

[He sounds just this side of terrified.]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[She sighs]

No. I'm not the one who brought you here. I live with England here.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Jerk England? Did he kidnap you and put you in a storage room?

[the_wee_big_hag]

No. He was kidnapped as well. Everyone in this town has been kidnapped.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well he probably deserved it, but who would kidnap Sealand? Do they want my territory?

[the_wee_big_hag]

No. I don't think so.

They've kidnapped a lot more people then just nations.

There are people here from all sorts of different worlds.

[fuckyeahsealand]

So like regular people and aliens too?

[the_wee_big_hag]

And others. I'm a witch from a place called the Discworld myself.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Discworld? Like a Frisbee?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Well it is a flat world but I don't think you'd be able to throw it. It's rather big.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well maybe someone who's really big could throw it.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Very big. And able to breathe in space. Maybe one of the gods. But even they haven't felt bored enough to do that. Besides I'm sure A'Tuin' woould stop them.

[fuckyeahsealand]

What's A'Tuin'?