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Feb 13, 2011 09:10

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind ( Read more... )

screaming screaming screaming

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scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 14:59:19 UTC

[why so many screaming neighbours arriving at the moment??

he actually kind of recognises that voice though] ...Sealand?

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 15:22:04 UTC

I-if you think you're getting away with kidnapping Sealand, you'll be sorry!

[He is trying to sound tough but he really doesn't at all.]

scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 15:25:02 UTC

Wai. Like, why would I kidnap you?

It's Hong Kong. [you know, one of you older brother's old colonies with eyebrows almost as terrifying as yours and his :|]

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 15:31:37 UTC

[But there are so many how can he be expected to care about all of jerk England's stupid--stupid stuff.]

A-and if you-- ...Hong Kong? [Pause to re-analyze situation, please hold.]

Someone kidnapped you too who is it is it jerk England!?

scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 16:13:31 UTC

Nope. Not England.

He's been kidnapped himself.

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 16:29:47 UTC

What? By who? [He's interested enough to stop shouting, hooray!]

scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 16:46:21 UTC

[ahhh his ears are saved] Nobody's like, really sure.

You're in a place called Mayfield now and it's in the 50's and there's this Mayor and Police Chief and evil Milkman that we think brought us here and won't let us leave. In fact they like, might all be evil but y'know.

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 16:58:37 UTC

[Or so you thought.] So it's like a huge... Time travel... Conspiracy?!

scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 17:18:21 UTC

[oh god. everyone's determined to kill his ears at the moment] Kinda. Maybe.

There's people from different worlds here too though.

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 17:22:11 UTC

You mean like aliens?

scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 17:23:44 UTC

...I think there are some, yeah. And like, quite a few vampire things.

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 17:27:21 UTC

[And back to yelling.] This place is filled with monsters?

scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 17:32:17 UTC

They're not all bad.

A vampire thing lives with me and he's really grumpy and stuff but we get on okay.

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 17:35:29 UTC

He hasn't eaten you yet?

scentofbauhinia February 13 2011, 17:36:53 UTC

Nope.

...Well, I like, I did give him some of my blood when he got hungry once.

fuckyeahsealand February 13 2011, 17:43:37 UTC

He didn't turn you into a vampire?

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