On a lulzier note, I lol'd that after making an underhanded, catty snipe at me in the form of a LiveJournal entry, Mike then proceeded to become extremely asshurt over the idea of a girl thinking he was less than a God, and blocked me from posting on his journal after deleting my comment. Cause we're all wrong (including his friend of half a decade) and he understands us in ways that we could never understand ourselves, amirite? It's because he's a psychology minor, you know. Half-assing and barely passing a single psychology course last semester is clearly all the incentive you need to be able to fully and completely analyze a person you've barely spoken to. MARIAH, STOP BEING IN DENIAL THAT YOU KILLED HIS GRANDFATHER. They teach us in English class that when you send negative karma someone's way, bad things will happen 100% of the time. In fact, bad karma is powerful enough to come in a tangible form, like a knife or AIDS.
Dear Mariah,
I'm really sorry that I let you date him. I was extremely suspicious when he told you that he loved you on the second day of you two knowing each other, and I had a really bad feeling that he was a dustbucket, but I couldn't very well tell you not to date someone you were interested in based only on a feeling, could I? At any rate, so far every person that I've spoken to who knows him eventually is no longer fooled by the facade of grandeur he puts on, but it took you much too long, and if I'd have been there for you that month.. well, anyway, I'm sorry I wasn't, and I regret not telling you.
Oh, well. At least we have new lulz fodder.
Love,
Holly
P.S. - Amanda, please add me.
fuchsia_screams@hotmail.com I kinda lol'd at the "my-ex-killed-my-baby" thing he told you, 'cause I was there for the real version of events, and I'm sure you want to hear it.
Anyway, I'm gonna get out of high school strike-back-and-act-like-I'm-as-young-as-he-is mode and go do grown-up things. BRB, this chick is totally into me, I have to brag about my GPA and inform her that I'm a lot more intelligent than she is. Maybe she'll be really impressed. Desu desu. ^~^;;