Part one.
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*Hey, you.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*greetings
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*How are you?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*uhm..
*i dunno. alright, i guess. you?
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*I'm amazing.,
*I had phenominal, amazing, godly sex the morning.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*lmao
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*Miss "My boyfriend is in jail in another country for a federal crime."
*You've no room to laugh.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*i know
*i'm laughing to cover up the tears
*u_u
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*You know.
*You probably should find another boyfriend.
*I mean.
*A felon?
*Really?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*i tried
*i can't
*and i don't really want to
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*I hope he like, scares the shit out of you.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*why?
*and why would he?
*he's still the same person
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*Exactly.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*even better, in many ways
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*The same person who commited armed robber.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*i really think he needed this
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*robbery*
*-_-
*He certainly did.
*And really? He couldn't have robbed a less heavily military nation than this one?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*it's changed him from a temeritous, angry little boy into a man who's capable of recognizing and admitting his problems
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*>.>
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*why would he go to africa to rob a pizza joint
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*No.
*He robbed a bank.
*Remember?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*..no
*he robbed a pizza store
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.
*You told me Bank Robbery.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*i NEVER said he robbed a bank
*no, i didn't
*ever
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*Well.
*Then why is he in FEDERAL prison?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*uh, hello
*armed robbery?
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*Knocking over a pizza join should've gotten him no more than 6 to a year in a STATE penetentiary.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*like shit, would you like me to go upstairs and get the part of one of his letters where he explains exactly what he did?
*uh
*obviously not
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*Who lives here?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*since an armed robbery got him a ten year sentence
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*Not you.
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*...
*wow
*dude, i THINK i would know
*since it's MY boyfriend in jail
WTF WHEN IS MY MOM COMING BACK WITH THAT SUBWAY?! says:
*I'm just saying knocking over a pizza joint shouldn't have been that bad.
*Did he shoot someone?
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· → says:
*brandon brooks, inmate 322213, 4340 broad river road, walden correctional facility, south carolina
*look it up.
*and tell me what his inmate page says.
*ten years, armed robbery.