My name must taste good in your mouth, because I noticed it's always on your tongue.
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*OH
*LOL
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*!
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*I NEVER TOLD YOU THE STORY
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*what
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*So that day when I was out on a date with Deanna and Mark BBM'd me like "Holly's being a bitch"
*and IMed you when I got home
*and you wrote that angry LJ entry
*Jen IMs me saying
*"Good job to you and Mark for pissing off Holly."
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*wow lol, she is so god damn involved in my life
*we literally have not spoken in months. i don't talk to her, message her, lurk her stuff, read her livejournal, and i have her blocked and deleted on every single messenger i have ever had her added on, but apparently she's still at the stage of obsession where she's reading my shit on a daily basis
*o well, idc that much to be honest, this isn't unexpected
*she's already proven that she still lurks all of my stuff
*i moved on, life is good, and she's still lurking my livejournal like a 16 year old
*i guess her life is unfulfilling and she hates that mine isn't and is just trying to find a way to strike back at me for being happy because she's still in her brooding MY LIFE IS TRAUMATIC, DOING DRUGS AND FUCKING STRANGERS MAKES ME A FREE SPIRIT stage of adolescence
*inb4 her leaving a paragraph-long comment on my LJ when i post this for mariah to read even though i'm going to friend-lock it
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*lmao
*so I'm like "O, no problem." and she slightly flirts
*So I click her cam button
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*WOW
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*and im like "K go, strip"
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*...
lol, oh Nick. Just had to go there.
Here we go again. Let the hypocritical bullshit start rolling in.
Incidentally, on a much more interesting note, me and Nick are going to write a graphic novel, lol. It's going to be about our hypothetical son, John Hayes: The Life of the Average Man. Except it's going to be called M for Mendetta, because we're really original. He is going to be a really average guy who gets magically transported to the future, where hipster fags have taken over, who he has to defeat to restore the world to peace. Look out for guest appearances from Kane, Lisa, Jen, Tabby (wannabe queen of /b/), Lights, hipster kitty, and every other hipster fag we can think of to add to the story.
This is going to happen. Period.
*OH
*LOL
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*!
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*I NEVER TOLD YOU THE STORY
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· don't message me unless you know for a fact that i give a shit about you. says:
*what
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*So that day when I was out on a date with Deanna and Mark BBM'd me like "Holly's being a bitch"
*and IMed you when I got home
*and you wrote that angry LJ entry
*Jen IMs me saying
*"Good job to you and Mark for pissing off Holly."
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· don't message me unless you know for a fact that i give a shit about you. says:
*wow lol, she is so god damn involved in my life
*we literally have not spoken in months. i don't talk to her, message her, lurk her stuff, read her livejournal, and i have her blocked and deleted on every single messenger i have ever had her added on, but apparently she's still at the stage of obsession where she's reading my shit on a daily basis
*o well, idc that much to be honest, this isn't unexpected
*she's already proven that she still lurks all of my stuff
*i moved on, life is good, and she's still lurking my livejournal like a 16 year old
*i guess her life is unfulfilling and she hates that mine isn't and is just trying to find a way to strike back at me for being happy because she's still in her brooding MY LIFE IS TRAUMATIC, DOING DRUGS AND FUCKING STRANGERS MAKES ME A FREE SPIRIT stage of adolescence
*inb4 her leaving a paragraph-long comment on my LJ when i post this for mariah to read even though i'm going to friend-lock it
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*lmao
*so I'm like "O, no problem." and she slightly flirts
*So I click her cam button
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· don't message me unless you know for a fact that i give a shit about you. says:
*WOW
MIGHTY DESTROYER says:
*and im like "K go, strip"
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· don't message me unless you know for a fact that i give a shit about you. says:
*...
lol, oh Nick. Just had to go there.
Here we go again. Let the hypocritical bullshit start rolling in.
Incidentally, on a much more interesting note, me and Nick are going to write a graphic novel, lol. It's going to be about our hypothetical son, John Hayes: The Life of the Average Man. Except it's going to be called M for Mendetta, because we're really original. He is going to be a really average guy who gets magically transported to the future, where hipster fags have taken over, who he has to defeat to restore the world to peace. Look out for guest appearances from Kane, Lisa, Jen, Tabby (wannabe queen of /b/), Lights, hipster kitty, and every other hipster fag we can think of to add to the story.
This is going to happen. Period.