Jan 02, 2006 00:15
New Year's is just a creation by Hallmark and the shadow government. It has no basis in reality and should not be celebrated. Much like Arbor Day. Just kidding. Hope everyone had a safe christmas and new years, or Sundays for my jehovas witness friends. Holy crap, did anyone see Dick Clark? If the tv were on mute, you would have no idea dude had a major stroke. Forget botox, plastic surgery, and the like. The secret to anti-aging lies in Dick Clark's veins, and we must extract it.