Sex is a complete joke anymore. I'm growing so tired at the sight of teenage girls with digital cameras "exploring" their digital camera. There's no one interesting out there anymore, just a bunch of goddamn slutty mcsluttersons. And yes, no one have a heart attack over this, because it's not directed toward any of my friends, but at the masses ( Read more... )

I took the ACT today. I'd go into detail, but I don't remember a second of it. I was trying to rest up for it last night, but from where I'm used to the midnight shift at Wendy's, I didn't catch a WINK of sleep. Litterally. I layed in bed wide awake from 12 to 6 AM, and I felt every second of it. I watched every minute tick by slowly on the ( Read more... )

Money is so goddamn hard to come by these days. I'm getting really tired of working my damn ass off for two weeks, then only seeing about $350 on my paycheck at a time. It's too hard to save up money at that rate, because it's all gone before you know it. It pisses me off to see people with hundreds of dollars that people just hand to them, ( Read more... )

Okay, let's get this out of the way: West Virginia is a fucking joke. I know a LOT of people that have graduated college. Do you know how many of them got jobs with their degree in this state? None. Zero. They either get a job at a grocery store, telemarketing, or fast food. Not to mention, my manager Greg has gotten jobs over his wife, ( Read more... )

Happy birthday beebee!

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Just how did we get on this planet?

God?

No.

It was a flying spaghetti monster.

It's true! Five stars!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

If there is one thing that Georgy Bush Jr. has taught me, it's that people are fucked up in the head. Over 80% of Americans said they voted for George Bush because he prays to God. We left England to escape tyrannical figures of religious authority, and we came here and became tyrannical figures of religious authority. Yeah, that doesn't ( Read more... )

Today is a refreshment. For the first time for a long time, I have nothing to do with Pizza Hut, or Sally Kamir Pootin. Everything in my life over the past few months that depressed the fuck out of me are GONE. I got pushed completely to my limit, and then way beyond it. I convinced a bunch of my friends to quit Pizza Hut as well, and we all ( Read more... )

I'm sure thinking of everything as being contrary to what it really is makes it seem more interesting and everything, but reasoning is the ONE true answer. Reasoning and science are the way to uncover lies and misinterpretations. I love reading into mythology, but I take it with a grain of salt. I like to know the real truth before I start ( Read more... )

Welcome to this week's fun trivial fact:

Today's question: What has been the leading cause of death for the past 2000 years?

Answer: God.

"Kill the non-believer!"