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[fry_me_robots]

Found these in my moleskine today. I vaguely remember writing them.

1.
a: guess what?
b: what?
a: u r stoopid.
b: - oh.
a: PSYCHE!
b: fuck off man.

2.
a: why did the OC fail?
b: because the hot chick left?
a: no. because Summer started liking the environment.
b: yeh, but i <3 hot chicks.
a: yeh, but you don't <3 the environment.
b: fuck off man.

I thought they were funny.