Party poopers

[fruiteepants]

I thought that, as usual, the roommates might have started partying too early for me to actually join in (oh, there it is now, the sound of vomiting from the bathroom adjoining my bedroom). I was right. Stupidly, I didn't let the notion ruin my intentions of having a fine party. The absinthe I bought for them was consumed without me, so I'm feeling a little miffed.

I realised that I hadn't posted in a few days. Oh well.