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Word of the day: foray.

From merriam-webster.com.
Main Entry:

1for·ay
Pronunciation: \ˈfȯr-ˌā, ˈfär- also fȯ-ˈrā or fə-ˈ\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English
forrayen, from Anglo-French
forreyer,
foreer, probably back-formation from *
forrier, *
forreour forager, raider, from
fuerre,
foer provender - more at forageDate: 14th ( Read more... )