This post is about potatoes.
Have something completely and utterly ridiculous, to make up for yesterday's uncharacteristically serious post.
This is a Parody of Lady Gaga's Pokerface. About potatoes.
I am the awesome one.
...the one in the wolf hat, okay.
Brief explanation of why this even exists:
We were at the Youth Rally, which is a big Christian event thing, and we all had to help with service projects. Our group was...packing bags of potatoes. To send to food kitchens and homeless shelters and stuff. And eventually the evening became one huge potato joke, culminating in...this.
Lyrics:
I wanna grow 'em like they do in Idaho
Boil 'em, mash 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, love those potatoes
I'm growing some potatoes in my backyard in the ground
Big or small or short or tall or funny-shaped or round
Can't bake my, can't bake my, no you can't bake my potato
(Give me sour cream and butter)
Can't bake my, can't bake my, no you can't bake my potato
(And maybe some cheese and bacon)
Po-po-po-potato po-po-potato
Po-po-po-potato po-po-potato
*Erin screaming loudly*
EVERYBODY HERE GETS FREE POTATOES! YOU GET A FREE POTATO! YOU GET A FREE POTATO!
That last part is apparently a reference to some Dane Cook joke about Oprah? I dunno, she kept saying it all weekend. I just had fun screaming at midnight. :D
For all the silliness though, it really was a great weekend. The two speakers they had this time were really powerful, I enjoyed listening to them. Now I'm not one of those crazy Superchristians, I can't stand them in fact, so I don't go rambling about religious stuff. Don't have much to say about it, really. But I'm not going to these things just for teh lolz, which is what this nonsense would probably lead you to believe. :P ...was I getting at some point here? Not sure.
So yeah, this goes on the list of "best things I've ever created." Now MAKE IT GO VIRAL.
This is a Parody of Lady Gaga's Pokerface. About potatoes.
I am the awesome one.
...the one in the wolf hat, okay.
Brief explanation of why this even exists:
We were at the Youth Rally, which is a big Christian event thing, and we all had to help with service projects. Our group was...packing bags of potatoes. To send to food kitchens and homeless shelters and stuff. And eventually the evening became one huge potato joke, culminating in...this.
Lyrics:
I wanna grow 'em like they do in Idaho
Boil 'em, mash 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, love those potatoes
I'm growing some potatoes in my backyard in the ground
Big or small or short or tall or funny-shaped or round
Can't bake my, can't bake my, no you can't bake my potato
(Give me sour cream and butter)
Can't bake my, can't bake my, no you can't bake my potato
(And maybe some cheese and bacon)
Po-po-po-potato po-po-potato
Po-po-po-potato po-po-potato
*Erin screaming loudly*
EVERYBODY HERE GETS FREE POTATOES! YOU GET A FREE POTATO! YOU GET A FREE POTATO!
That last part is apparently a reference to some Dane Cook joke about Oprah? I dunno, she kept saying it all weekend. I just had fun screaming at midnight. :D
For all the silliness though, it really was a great weekend. The two speakers they had this time were really powerful, I enjoyed listening to them. Now I'm not one of those crazy Superchristians, I can't stand them in fact, so I don't go rambling about religious stuff. Don't have much to say about it, really. But I'm not going to these things just for teh lolz, which is what this nonsense would probably lead you to believe. :P ...was I getting at some point here? Not sure.
So yeah, this goes on the list of "best things I've ever created." Now MAKE IT GO VIRAL.