I WROTE ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL FANFIC
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The FABULOUS Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. ARTHUR strode along the path, making for RAINBOW Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the AWESOME UNICORN, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard BOOB.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his GLORIOUS SCONE just in time to face the SPARKLING man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck AWESOMELY, and ARTHUR barely raised his SCONE to meet the attack. They fought long and SEXILY until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, ARTHUR found himself forced to one knee, the man's SCONE pressed to his NAKED HEART. "I am FRANCIS of RAINBOW Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the AWESOME UNICORN. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you ON THE EIFFEL TOWER."
But ARTHUR had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his SCONE with a twist, overpowered FRANCIS and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" ARTHUR said, looking down upon him.
FRANCIS's TONGUE shimmered LIKE A BOSS. "I have underestimated you, ARTHUR. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
ARTHUR's desire was enflamed. His HEART throbbed and all his thoughts were to KISS FRANCIS like a FLYING MINT BUNNY. ARTHUR caressed FRANCIS's BRITISH TONGUE and he responded. They came together MAGICALLY, and their joining was as SEXY as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet BAGUETTE!" ARTHUR groaned and KISSED FRANCIS as LOUDLY as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," ARTHUR said. "That's where I put the AWESOME UNICORN for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed SUDDENLY on the grass, forgetful of all but their MANRY love. "We will stay together forever," FRANCIS said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard BOOB never got the AWESOME UNICORN and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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The FABULOUS Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. ARTHUR strode along the path, making for RAINBOW Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the AWESOME UNICORN, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard BOOB.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his GLORIOUS SCONE just in time to face the SPARKLING man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck AWESOMELY, and ARTHUR barely raised his SCONE to meet the attack. They fought long and SEXILY until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, ARTHUR found himself forced to one knee, the man's SCONE pressed to his NAKED HEART. "I am FRANCIS of RAINBOW Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the AWESOME UNICORN. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you ON THE EIFFEL TOWER."
But ARTHUR had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his SCONE with a twist, overpowered FRANCIS and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" ARTHUR said, looking down upon him.
FRANCIS's TONGUE shimmered LIKE A BOSS. "I have underestimated you, ARTHUR. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
ARTHUR's desire was enflamed. His HEART throbbed and all his thoughts were to KISS FRANCIS like a FLYING MINT BUNNY. ARTHUR caressed FRANCIS's BRITISH TONGUE and he responded. They came together MAGICALLY, and their joining was as SEXY as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet BAGUETTE!" ARTHUR groaned and KISSED FRANCIS as LOUDLY as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," ARTHUR said. "That's where I put the AWESOME UNICORN for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed SUDDENLY on the grass, forgetful of all but their MANRY love. "We will stay together forever," FRANCIS said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard BOOB never got the AWESOME UNICORN and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.