From Twitter 04-21-2011

[frostedblossom]

• 12:45:03: Dear coworker: stop shouting "SHIT!" at the top of your lungs every time you mistape a box. I want to kill you.
  
• 12:49:22: This is why you should never, ever, EVER hire friends to work for you.
  

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