Simple formulas.

(stress level) = [(hours of paperwork • hours of superheroing) - (hours of sleep + hours of couch time)]number of children currently caring for

(stress level) ≥ 49 ⇒ (stress level) = high.

(stress level) ≥ 200 ⇒ (stress level) = no. just no.

...in other words.

There are. Kiddies. All around me. And it is fun. And exhausting ( Read more... )

THINGS TO DO THIS WEEK

• Send one of the old jets to Winry.
  
• Take Kenya shopping for winter clothes.
  
• Set a date for the snowball fight.
  
• Get work done.
  
  
  
  • various things for Angel
    
  • teach kiddies how to count money
    
  
  
• Missions that will inevitably pop up.
  
• Not get killed/maimed/injured/permanently damaged/&tc. on said missions.
  
• Hunt down the pedophile ( Read more... )

Oh my God.

I thought Hell was supposed to be like Mephisto's realm.

But no.

It's actually not.

It's being woken up at 5AM on a SUNDAY by way of Hanson blasting out of hidden speakers.

I downloaded and re-upped these songs especially for people who don't know who Hanson is. SUFFERRRRR.

kjfkasd Whoever did this will DIE. IT'S STILL PLAYING. ETA ( Read more... )

So this post was originally intended to be an annoying "FOR HIRE" ad for my services as an extremely adept (and extremely handsome, but you no touchy) accountant, because Emma THINKS I'm not mature enough at 20-something to handle some of the mansion's accounts, which is just WRONG, because I'm responsible enough to teach my own CLASS and I've got ( Read more... )