Okay, one, I just watched American Outlaws, and it was BEAUTIFUL and an EXACT EXAMPLE of what all films about the Wild West should be, ie it should consist entirely of Colin Farrel being wet and shirtless and FOOLISHLY BRAVE and saying that various lady friends of his friends have moustaches EVEN THOUGH quite clearly they don't ( Read more... )

Also, I went to see the X-Files movie. It was not good. There seemed to be something missing... some spark of joy and brilliance... what could it be... Oh that's right: no Krycek! Seriously dudes, if you are making an X-Files movie, always stop to ask yourself, "Does this movie contain enough Krycek?" If Krycek-related activities take up less than ( Read more... )

Okay, first of all? FUCK YOU THE EMMYS! Seriously, fuck you right in your stupid Wire-ignoring faces. HOW COULD YOU VOTE FOR HOUSE OVER THE BUNK?! That shit is just not on. You all suck ( Read more... )

Man, how ACTION-PACKED is the second season of Jericho? See Jake fly a plane! See Mister Hawkins kill about eighteen thousand guys with his bare hands! See missiles! See stabbings! See Texas save the world! See The Dave's old boss wear a crazy moustache ( Read more... )

Can we have a big "Woo yeah!" for "Money No Object"? Yeah, I think we can. That whole episode was fantastic - the sepia-toned car chases and robbery scenes with Corey and Amanda, poor Duncan getting suckered into digging them up every time the authorities "kill" them, Richie vs River (an actual river with water and stuff, not Simon's crazy sister ( Read more... )