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[froodle]

Can we have a big "Woo yeah!" for "Money No Object"? Yeah, I think we can. That whole episode was fantastic - the sepia-toned car chases and robbery scenes with Corey and Amanda, poor Duncan getting suckered into digging them up every time the authorities "kill" them, Richie vs River (an actual river with water and stuff, not Simon's crazy sister

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[clay_mans_maker]

for some reason, this:

"Corey getting Duncan to drive the exploding car and the handle coming off in Duncan's hand when he tries to get out, Duncan's glare of Death and mouthing "I hate you!" as Corey waves right before the car explodes"

has put me in hysterics.

but one nitpick. wouldnt they have pulses?

[froodle]

It was pant-wettingly hilarious - Duncan is such a great straight man. Uh, in the comedy sense of the phrase, not as in... you know... that. *In voice of Faith-as-Buffy* Because that would be Wrong.

And yeah, they have pulses. Why?

[clay_mans_maker]

well when the police "kill" someone they usually collect the bodies and keep them in a little box in a morgue for a few days. just to make sure they're not the type of corpses that eat brains and, if you're an x files fan, dance. (mulder, yous one crazy stirfry agent.)
but part of being in the magical deathhospital means being all cut up an shit.
and wouldnt a police surgeon, even a Reeeeeeeally bad one notice that they're not Actually dead?

just to clarify. duncan is a homo. yeah?

[froodle]

Oh, sorry, I didn't understand the question properly. Immortals do actually die when they get shot or stabbed or hung or run over or whatever - they just come back to life a little while later, all healed and stuff and sneak off while nobody's looking. So logically if they can heal from gunshot wounds and what have you, they should heal from autopsy cuttin's.

Also, Corey and Amanda's crime spree took place in the 1920s, so maybe they didn't have autopsies then.

And Duncan is gayer than the day is long. Canon? Pfftcha. I spit on canon. He's gay.

[clay_mans_maker]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

that explains... quite alot, actually.
alot of the fic, of the show, of the wild rantings from in your sleep, etc.

Crime sprees are Always cool.

of course he is dear, how could he possibly not be if you feel the need to emphasise his gayness with a raoulism.
but he does Look gay.
But then, Everyone knows gayiety is a choice.
But then, i say this and then they go and fuck like twenty times.

hex = mm Hmmm confused.

[froodle]

......

Why do you have to be So Creepy? Seriously, you're like a giant ball of Creep.

Duncan's so gay his gayness can only be properly expressed through a Raoulism. Also, he wears a pink muscle shirt and likes art. I rest my case.

[clay_mans_maker]

hey, i like art and im not gay.

....IM NOT GAY!

and im Not creepy. you Agreed to have those cameras there.

[froodle]

*snickers*

Suuuure you're not. You just drink mineral water and enjoy listening to Madonna.

And you Lie. Like a rug made from Lindsey!

[clay_mans_maker]

sh-shut Up! i dont!

always making up such lies about me. just because one of my hands is called steve and OMG ITS ON A FOREIGN EXCHANGE OK OMG

[froodle]

...from France, perhaps?

[clay_mans_maker]

texas. twitwhore.

(and stop being so fucking Away!)

[froodle]

Frexas. An unholy alliance of France and Texas, resulting in... you.

(And can I help it if the bath is just so much more appealing than you? I think not.)

[clay_mans_maker]

we're talking about my foreign exchange hand here. not me. and im english. like daniel craig and james bond and paul bettany. by association alone i am TEH $3><><0R$!!LOL!

(you're such a bathwhore. i bet the bath groans like a dirty little vicomte-bitch when you turn it's taps on)

[froodle]

So, you're an annoying, meritless series of films who also stars in romantic comedies with Kirsten Dunst? It would almost be preferable to be Frexan.

(*smirks* You should hear it when I use the showerhead and scrubble on it after I'm through. Dirty little vicomte-bath. Oh yes.)