You crack me up - even as you scare me {note to self: be nice to froodle; be very nice to froodle}. LOL I understand your frustrations and with the week I've had, I would buy your Deppotron, even though sex with Johnny Depp has never been high on my list of "Things To Do" (unless he's looking/acting/sounding like Jack Sparrow, 'cause that's a whole other fantasy sequence... ;) ).
As googlebrat said, you have tons of transferable skills - and if I wasn't so burnt out, I would articulate them just like they did. But I am, so I won't. Instead, I will play the game you set out.
Because I'm obsessed...er...focused and seriously need help, I am, of course, going to say: Major Edward Beck. (surprise!!) I'm really curious to see what you're going to come up with. :)
The Deppotron can do anything the real Johnny Depp can do, plus some extra stuff like shoot rockets and punch through walls and other roboty things. So being Jack Sparrow wouldn't be a problem. In fact, it would be better, because the real Jack Sparrow is undoubtably riddled with syphilis, whereas the Deppotron is immune to any manner of filthy disease
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First, good point about Jack Sparrow being riddled with syphilis and other nasty STDs - but by God, I'd bet he'd make it worth the risk... ;) So, the Deppotron it is!
f. Their ship from hell. Beck/Mehmily. OH MY GOD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM WRITING IT.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! ew - ick - uck - ptui ptui!! Mind bleach! I need mind bleach!!
Ahem.
Yes, I can certainly agree with this point of view. :)
I suppose since we are modern women with access to condoms and anti-biotics, we wouldn't be as much at risk of catching syphilis from Cap'n Sparrow as other Ye Olde Worlde harlots and gay blacksmiths, so it could still be worth it, if only so that we could better compare the experiance to the Deppotron and thus refine it's various functions. All in the name of SCIENCE of course.
I know, it was so gross I cried a little bit as I was typing it. MEHMILY! Thou art a curse.
As googlebrat said, you have tons of transferable skills - and if I wasn't so burnt out, I would articulate them just like they did. But I am, so I won't. Instead, I will play the game you set out.
Because I'm obsessed...er...focused and seriously need help, I am, of course, going to say: Major Edward Beck. (surprise!!) I'm really curious to see what you're going to come up with. :)
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First, good point about Jack Sparrow being riddled with syphilis and other nasty STDs - but by God, I'd bet he'd make it worth the risk... ;) So, the Deppotron it is!
f. Their ship from hell.
Beck/Mehmily. OH MY GOD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM WRITING IT.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! ew - ick - uck - ptui ptui!! Mind bleach! I need mind bleach!!
Ahem.
Yes, I can certainly agree with this point of view. :)
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I know, it was so gross I cried a little bit as I was typing it. MEHMILY! Thou art a curse.
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Well, of course! What other reason could there possibly be???? ;)
I know, it was so gross I cried a little bit as I was typing it.
I cried a little when I read it.
MEHMILY! Thou art a curse.
I hear ya...why, why, WHY was she inflicted upon us??? Whyyyyy??
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