The Deppotron can do anything the real Johnny Depp can do, plus some extra stuff like shoot rockets and punch through walls and other roboty things. So being Jack Sparrow wouldn't be a problem. In fact, it would be better, because the real Jack Sparrow is undoubtably riddled with syphilis, whereas the Deppotron is immune to any manner of filthy disease.
a. My favorite thing about that character. His moral core - civilization in America has become ameaningless concept, he's working for a corporation that has somehow become a government, and he's still there trying every day to do the right thing according to his own lights. He's smart enough to trust his own instincts about right and wrong and strong enough to stand up for them when it counts. b. My least favorite thing about that character. That he wasn't in it more! c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse. Heather d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat. Diana Skouris from the 4400 e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater. The Buffyverse. After Giles left, there was a vacuum for an alpha-male with strong protective instincts. He wouldn't have stood for all that Initiative-related fuckery or the horror that was Spike/Buffy. f. Their ship from hell. Beck/Mehmily. OH MY GOD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM WRITING IT. g. Their song. Democracy, by Leonard Cohen h. The title of their biography or autobiography. He would be far too self-effacing, not to mention busy actually DOING stuff, to write an autobiography. He wouldn't like the idea of a biography either. However, he would be a significant figure in the history books following the civil war that Jake and Mister Hawkins start at the end of season two. i. The last bad dream they had. I would imagine it relates to the fate of his wife in the wake of the attacks. j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already. Fighting bravely FOR JUSTICE against the corrupt government of the new Allied States of America
First, good point about Jack Sparrow being riddled with syphilis and other nasty STDs - but by God, I'd bet he'd make it worth the risk... ;) So, the Deppotron it is!
f. Their ship from hell. Beck/Mehmily. OH MY GOD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM WRITING IT.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! ew - ick - uck - ptui ptui!! Mind bleach! I need mind bleach!!
Ahem.
Yes, I can certainly agree with this point of view. :)
I suppose since we are modern women with access to condoms and anti-biotics, we wouldn't be as much at risk of catching syphilis from Cap'n Sparrow as other Ye Olde Worlde harlots and gay blacksmiths, so it could still be worth it, if only so that we could better compare the experiance to the Deppotron and thus refine it's various functions. All in the name of SCIENCE of course.
I know, it was so gross I cried a little bit as I was typing it. MEHMILY! Thou art a curse.
a. My favorite thing about that character.
His moral core - civilization in America has become ameaningless concept, he's working for a corporation that has somehow become a government, and he's still there trying every day to do the right thing according to his own lights. He's smart enough to trust his own instincts about right and wrong and strong enough to stand up for them when it counts.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
That he wasn't in it more!
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
Heather
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
Diana Skouris from the 4400
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
The Buffyverse. After Giles left, there was a vacuum for an alpha-male with strong protective instincts. He wouldn't have stood for all that Initiative-related fuckery or the horror that was Spike/Buffy.
f. Their ship from hell.
Beck/Mehmily. OH MY GOD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM WRITING IT.
g. Their song.
Democracy, by Leonard Cohen
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
He would be far too self-effacing, not to mention busy actually DOING stuff, to write an autobiography. He wouldn't like the idea of a biography either. However, he would be a significant figure in the history books following the civil war that Jake and Mister Hawkins start at the end of season two.
i. The last bad dream they had.
I would imagine it relates to the fate of his wife in the wake of the attacks.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.
Fighting bravely FOR JUSTICE against the corrupt government of the new Allied States of America
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First, good point about Jack Sparrow being riddled with syphilis and other nasty STDs - but by God, I'd bet he'd make it worth the risk... ;) So, the Deppotron it is!
f. Their ship from hell.
Beck/Mehmily. OH MY GOD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH JUST FROM WRITING IT.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! ew - ick - uck - ptui ptui!! Mind bleach! I need mind bleach!!
Ahem.
Yes, I can certainly agree with this point of view. :)
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I know, it was so gross I cried a little bit as I was typing it. MEHMILY! Thou art a curse.
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Well, of course! What other reason could there possibly be???? ;)
I know, it was so gross I cried a little bit as I was typing it.
I cried a little when I read it.
MEHMILY! Thou art a curse.
I hear ya...why, why, WHY was she inflicted upon us??? Whyyyyy??
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