I just invented the best nachos ever...

Apr 05, 2005 16:59

So, I came home from school with this HUGE craving for nachos. I got home, and we didn't have any cheese, so I improvised. What I did may in fact make me the richest man in America....I'm not lying. Give me two years....

So, I got home, and found no cheese. Naturally, I was horrified;disgusted; I wanted to kill someone for not properly stocking my kitchen. So, I did what any normal teen would do: I grabbed random things and started throwing them into a pot in order to have something to cover my friggin nachos! So, I started grabbing random things that sounded good together. The first thing I grabbed was Cream of Chicken. That was probably the best thing I could have picked as my first choice. What I proceeded to concoct during the next 15 minutes in the depths of my dilapdidated kitchen will forever put me among the all-time cooking greats...

I created the best "nachos" I've ever had. They filled me up quickly, but I ate more. I ate so much, I nearly threw up. I've never had anything this good in a restaurant. I should even start my own. I mean, I've already figured I could sell the recipe to McDonald's for at least 5 million bucks. That's if Burger King doesn't want to get in on the competition. I'm gonna be rich!

So now, I'm full on the best meal I've had in months. I'm gonna be rich, and I'm headed to my girlfriend's in about an hour. What more could a kid ask for?

Oops...I gotta go. The phone's ringing. I think it's Iron Chef.
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