Time for another installment of EL James's racially insensitive and stereotypical secondary characters Everyone But Ana and Christian Doesn't Matter! If you'll recall, our running count of evil blondes is breaken into three professions:
Evil Blond Receptionists: 3 (Olivia, Andrea, and Evil Blonde Number One)
Evil Blond Servers: 2 (The "flouncing" ( Read more... )

I just finished Martel Maxwell's latest column for the Huffington Post, in defense of the "thrilling" erotic scenes throughout 50 Shades of Grey.

If you're just tuning in, this is approximately the exact fucking opposite of the truth. Here's an example of what turns Anastasia on:

"Put the chicken in the fridge ( Read more... )