Perfect for Claude…
Spotted a t-shirt on ebay with the perfect slogan to boost our boy's confidence:
"With A Body Like This, Who Needs Hair?"
Claude, dear heart, we've been telling you this for years. Just because Esméralda calls you "old and ugly", it doesn't mean it's true… Tall, dark and smouldering-eyed…? Ahem!
"With A Body Like This, Who Needs Hair?"
Claude, dear heart, we've been telling you this for years. Just because Esméralda calls you "old and ugly", it doesn't mean it's true… Tall, dark and smouldering-eyed…? Ahem!