*SIGH*
Hi everyone - just wanted to let you know that unfortunately I'm behind again. *sigh* I'm having a lot of trouble sleeping and my energy level after work is zilch. So the best I can do is skim my flist each day. I'll do my best to catch up this weekend but I probably will only be able to comment sporadically here and there. Then I'll try to do better going forward. It feels like I'm on some kind of cycle here - I get caught up for maybe a week and then get behind again. I know you've heard THAT story before!! *sigh*
My life is feeling out of control right now so if I get in the mood on the weekend to get some things done off my LOOOOOOONG list of things to do I have to grab it. So if I don't get to comment on the weekend it's because I got in the mood to get some things done - which means less time for LJ. *sigh*
ANYWAY - I hope you are all having a good week and have an even better weekend. I know I need a chuckle today so I'll leave you with a joke my cousin sent me. And I'm going to disable comments because I'm already so far behind - but I hope you enjoy it!!
Choosing a Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
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Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
Epilogue
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
And how about some LOLcats.
This first one is in honor of my love of martinis.............
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*BIG HUGS TO ALL*
My life is feeling out of control right now so if I get in the mood on the weekend to get some things done off my LOOOOOOONG list of things to do I have to grab it. So if I don't get to comment on the weekend it's because I got in the mood to get some things done - which means less time for LJ. *sigh*
ANYWAY - I hope you are all having a good week and have an even better weekend. I know I need a chuckle today so I'll leave you with a joke my cousin sent me. And I'm going to disable comments because I'm already so far behind - but I hope you enjoy it!!
Choosing a Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
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Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
Epilogue
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
And how about some LOLcats.
This first one is in honor of my love of martinis.............
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
*BIG HUGS TO ALL*