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There is no way to bring this up so I'm just going to dive in. I really do not understand the sexual practice of "watersport" (DISCLAMER: If at this time you are asking yourself, "what is watersport?" you should probably stop reading this now.) I mean I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it; everyone is consensual, so if that's your thing by all means go for it. But I can’t help feeling like I missed something somewhere. And I don't say that just because I'm not a participant. I'm not into bondage, but I can fathom arousal being derived from that. But peeing? Really?
And further more, who had the balls (no pun intended) to pitch an idea like that? I mean how do you turn to your partner and say, "Hey honey I've got a crazy idea..."
"What's that sweetheart?"
"I was thinking, just to spice things up, you know … I’d like to piss on you."
[awkward silence ensues]
Oh yeah, that'll be hot.
WHAT?!?!
And the people being peed on are into this too. I want to conduct an interview: "When did you first realize that you liked to be peed on?" "Was it a desire you'd always known about or was it an experimental thing?" "Does apple juice turn you on?"
You know what would be interesting? If I found myself involved with someone that enjoyed this particular fetish and I didn’t know. I don't think it would work. I wouldn't hold it against them or anything, but I don't think I could bring myself to urinate on another person, even if they wanted me to, I don't think it would happen. Or worse, what if I tried it for them and it turned out to be the hottest thing I’d ever done? Maybe I am one of those people and it is the kind of thing you never realize until you try it; and unless I accidentally piss on somebody someday I'll never know.
Don’t forget to shake.
And further more, who had the balls (no pun intended) to pitch an idea like that? I mean how do you turn to your partner and say, "Hey honey I've got a crazy idea..."
"What's that sweetheart?"
"I was thinking, just to spice things up, you know … I’d like to piss on you."
[awkward silence ensues]
Oh yeah, that'll be hot.
WHAT?!?!
And the people being peed on are into this too. I want to conduct an interview: "When did you first realize that you liked to be peed on?" "Was it a desire you'd always known about or was it an experimental thing?" "Does apple juice turn you on?"
You know what would be interesting? If I found myself involved with someone that enjoyed this particular fetish and I didn’t know. I don't think it would work. I wouldn't hold it against them or anything, but I don't think I could bring myself to urinate on another person, even if they wanted me to, I don't think it would happen. Or worse, what if I tried it for them and it turned out to be the hottest thing I’d ever done? Maybe I am one of those people and it is the kind of thing you never realize until you try it; and unless I accidentally piss on somebody someday I'll never know.
Don’t forget to shake.