random shannon-isms
me: lets watch a movie. want to watch tombstone?
shannon: eh. not really.
me: do you not like tombstone or you just don't like westerns?
shannon: i really don't care for westerns, oh! i love fivel goes west.
*after watching a tampon commercial. the one where the group of friends is trying to get their female friend who's on her period to get in the pool*
shannon: i can't tell if they're trying to sell tampons or stop people from swimming.
*eating cheesburger macaroni after smoking..munchies!*
mmmm! this tastes like mini cheeseburgers trapped between two cheese walls!
*while watching sleepy hollow*
shannon: christopher walken is so weird, but in an awesome weird way. i think he eats people. on sunday mornings while reading the paper, like most people eat donuts or bagels. oh, and i think those *points to the screen* are his real teeth.
*during a depressing/stressful day, after buying those animal crackers with frosting on top, still crying*
shannon: sometimes *takes a bite* all you need *sniffles* is a good old school cookie. *smiles*
shannon: jes, i’m so glad i picked you. not that i really had much to choose from.
me: *laughing* you make it seem like we were on the bachelor and i made it to the final rose ceremony.
shannon: yeah, like i had so many girls falling over me and i picked you over all of them, when actually, it's more like, i’m glad i picked you over being single for the rest of my life.
shannon: eh. not really.
me: do you not like tombstone or you just don't like westerns?
shannon: i really don't care for westerns, oh! i love fivel goes west.
*after watching a tampon commercial. the one where the group of friends is trying to get their female friend who's on her period to get in the pool*
shannon: i can't tell if they're trying to sell tampons or stop people from swimming.
*eating cheesburger macaroni after smoking..munchies!*
mmmm! this tastes like mini cheeseburgers trapped between two cheese walls!
*while watching sleepy hollow*
shannon: christopher walken is so weird, but in an awesome weird way. i think he eats people. on sunday mornings while reading the paper, like most people eat donuts or bagels. oh, and i think those *points to the screen* are his real teeth.
*during a depressing/stressful day, after buying those animal crackers with frosting on top, still crying*
shannon: sometimes *takes a bite* all you need *sniffles* is a good old school cookie. *smiles*
shannon: jes, i’m so glad i picked you. not that i really had much to choose from.
me: *laughing* you make it seem like we were on the bachelor and i made it to the final rose ceremony.
shannon: yeah, like i had so many girls falling over me and i picked you over all of them, when actually, it's more like, i’m glad i picked you over being single for the rest of my life.