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did you feel the air this morning?
perfection..
i have had sex 13 times in the past 30 hours, which produced twice as many orgasms.. i couldn't get wet again if i were in a swimming pool..
after successfully ridding ourselves of 98% of our bodily fluids, we smoked and had a kick ass ren and stimpy marathon..
oh, the laughter!
i spoke briefly to my best friend, jack, whom i lovingly call moosy muff.. i have never in my life met another soul who could make me laugh the way he does.. he brings out my twisted humor and i love it.. unfortunately, our talk time was cut short by my phone dying.. fuck!
in other news, you're probably aware of the fact that i have recently boiled my first egg and yesterday, i made excellent tacos..
i am confident that my first unburnt grilled cheese sandwich is nigh..
rejoice!
perfection..
i have had sex 13 times in the past 30 hours, which produced twice as many orgasms.. i couldn't get wet again if i were in a swimming pool..
after successfully ridding ourselves of 98% of our bodily fluids, we smoked and had a kick ass ren and stimpy marathon..
oh, the laughter!
i spoke briefly to my best friend, jack, whom i lovingly call moosy muff.. i have never in my life met another soul who could make me laugh the way he does.. he brings out my twisted humor and i love it.. unfortunately, our talk time was cut short by my phone dying.. fuck!
in other news, you're probably aware of the fact that i have recently boiled my first egg and yesterday, i made excellent tacos..
i am confident that my first unburnt grilled cheese sandwich is nigh..
rejoice!