Wildly Homosexual
OnDemand's summary of this cinematic masterpiece: Sexually repressed Frat Boy Adam finds himself kidnapped by a twisted cult and offered as human sacrifice to a homicidal and wildly homosexual Mountain Yeti.
Joy: Wait, what is happening? Why is she crying?
Lacy: Because she’s topless in the worst movie ever?
Someone: Don’t shoot her, sexpiss!
Lacy: She’s wearing a sheet...
Joy: YOU COULD HAVE PUT THAT ON THE BED!
Joy: Wait, what’s happening here?
frog: Apparently I’m rewinding for a yeti blowjob?
Lacy: I’m gonna also hit you with the smallest rock I can find... what the hell? He used the smallest rock he could find to cut the yeti’s head off?
Joy: Oh my god, I cannot believe this was actually like, on television.
Lacy: Why does it say "gay love story" on the summary but "Love Story" on the actual title?
frog: Maybe they're trying to warn you for content?
Bookie: Yeah, because that's what they need to warn for in this movie.
frog: OH, I forgot to blog about the surprise mpreg!
Joy: You need to post about that.
Lacy: That was, like, the most important part of the movie.