woo a quiz1.
evilsearat versus a Casio MT-100 Synthesizer Keyboard: Who wins the fight?
The Casio has more power than Derek will ever know.
2. How might
thesamchannel improve the efficiency of his or her operation?
By spontaneously combusting.
3. Ist
hivejive mit Deutschesprache vertraut?
JA, actually! Andy ist deutsche Spaß. (I probably screwed that up a lot. :D)
4. Can
tobitatsu have a spaceship?
No, but she can rent one if she wants.
5. Would
manisha_164 make a good leader of a corrupt government organization? What would his/her organization's evil deeds involve, and what would be their cover operation?
No.... She will probably just try to make an evil plan to steal every boys pants or something ;/
6.
nathew? Why or why not?
Yes. Because God made me do it.
7. "BOOM! TISH!
shanana86!": Is this musically pleasing?
ACTUALLY, IT IS! =-o
8. Could
gohanmastaflex be a German spy, an Illuminatus, or similarly untrustworthy person?
Joe is a member of the Black Panthers.
9. Is you is or is you ain't
insane_miko's constituency?
I is ain't. D:
10. Can
binsybaby be trusted?
By me? Yes, of course. By the CIA? Well, that's debatable.
11. If
xdowncastx were a tree, what sort of axe would you use to chop him/her down?
The axe of FUNK! (PS. I almost typo'd and put a "c" instead of a "n" in "funk" :O)
12. Explain
twinklynose.
I can't.
13. Can you see
happysexbot getting a job at McDonald's?
She works at Cumberland Farms.... CLOSE ENOUGH!
14. Guess
trapezzoid's weight.
10 lbs.
15. What sort of thing does
derelict_pariah find funny?
Silly things that are silly.
16. Would you put it past
psychosis555 to secretly own a small electric space heater?
No, that bastard.
17.
kristsayz-san wa toroi desu ka?
DESUKAWAII^_^_^_^_^_^_^
18. If
aphrodite017 were a brand of gunpowder, which would (s)he be?
BOOM Shaka Laka
19. If you had to give
arcanajester a present for Valentine's Day, which former President of the United States would you have deliver it naked?
The Pope.
20. Is
secretcow the operator on his or her pocket calculator?
Not while Nicole is in Canada! ;D
21. Guess
tgies's IQ.
Pi
22. What is
carvinkeeper12's favorite book?
Madonna's Sex book.
23. What is
limekle's shirt most likely to be stained with?
The blood of her ememies.
24. Does
soundpicturebox have any tendencies towards being a Fake Japans (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otaku)?
NO!
25. If
mephystophilis were an episode of Family Guy, then why?
Because Meph killed Jesus.
26. If
smileon55 were a communicable disease, which demographic would be infected most within the population?
Cleveland
27. If
loki_12's LiveJournal had a mascot, what would it be?
Genghis Khan (What a hunk)
28. If
underthethrow were an ice cream, would you forget to put him/her back in the freezer?
No, because secretcow would have already eaten her all up. :(
29. If
frizzy_krissy wanted to get a job as a butcher, what would you uhhhh have to say about that?
I would have to say "How dare you!" and slap her in the face.... Totally.
30. What is
funkeemunky best at?
Not talking to Krissy anymore. D:
31. Which of the logical informal fallacies best describes
pills4me's circulatory system?
http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/p/pie_doublecrust.jpg32. If
manisha_164 were on fire, how would you finish him/her off?
By bringing out the marshmellows
33. If you were to inject yourself with
thesamchannel, what would the effects be? Would (s)he be addictive? Would you seek rehabilitation?
Spontaneous Combustion
34. Does Jesus hate
hivejive?
Hahahaha! Yes, but it's a mutual thing. ^_^
35. Lecherous
tobitatsu and the Masturbation Orchestra. Respond.
Where's my camera!
36. If
manisha_164 were acting like a fool, how many Mr. Ts would it take to destroy the Moon?
Trick question. The moon does not exist. It was destroyed by the goverment. The white orb you see at night is actually a satelite made by the FBI.
37. Is
nathew Stevie Wonder?
Yes. Except he isn't blind or black or famous.
38. Does
shanana86 really like you at ALL?
No. :D
39. Is
gohanmastaflex better than you?
Yup. In lots of ways.
40. If
insane_miko were to star in a pornographic film, to which government position would (s)he be appointed?
None. Therese would be too busy thinking about other positions.
41. Does
binsybaby HAVE STAG BEETLE?
ALL THE TIME!
42. What is
xdowncastx most likely to be doing at any given time?
Thinking about BOYZ! :O
43. What would
twinklynose think if you were to mail him or her a small replica of William Allen White (look him up)?
Fall into a well.
44. If
happysexbot were pirating illicit drugs across the Swiss border into Lichtenstein, what is his/her favorite sound?
Purple
45. If
trapezzoid were a small, yellow bird with a comically-sized beak, what kind of sound would (s)he make?
DootDootDootilyDoot
46. Finish the band name:
derelict_pariah and the
Kamen Riders?
47.
psychosis555 is a tube sock. GO!!
OH GOD KILL IT!
48. If
kristsayz were roasting on a George Forman grill, would you listen to music with a viola or clarinet solo?
Kristy thinks George Forman is sexy.
49. If
aphrodite017 were the villian creature in a Godzilla movie, what would that movie's IMDb user rating be?
-------4 1/2
50. What time would
arcanajester be, and how does this affect the world of Marvel Superheroes?
She would be sexy time and the superheroes would be forced to do the Macarena.
51. How much would
tgies's organs be worth on the black market?
Pft. Robot's don't have organs, silly.
52. What the heck is
secretcow's problem?
He's Canadian
53. Has
carvinkeeper12 ever had his or her "posse" "dissed"? Did (s)he or might (s)he react to such occurrence by "popping" "caps" in asses/"splitting" "wigs"?
No. Michelle is not cool enough to have wigs to split.
54. Where did
limekle first lose his or her virginity, and has (s)he found it yet?
In the back of your mom's mini van. And Alora never found it because your mom sold it on E-bay.
55. Does
soundpicturebox realize the importance of caching the fdata array for 3600 seconds?
No, Therefore, she needs to be struck down by a hampster.
56. What would you give to
mephystophilis for Christmas?
AIDS
57. What would you think if
smileon55 died of too much fun?
That that's what she gets for not using protection.
58. What is the worst thing
loki_12 ever did ever ever?
Exist. :D
59. If you were to collide
underthethrow and 50 Cent in a particle accelerator, what would result?
Me shooting whatever it came out to put Nicole out of her misery. D:
60. By pressing down a special key, might
frizzy_krissy play a little melody? What sort of melody would it be?
Krissy is a little music box, her name is radio.......
61. Would you electrocute
funkeemunky, if no, why not, if yes, DO IT
Well, I would have said no, but OKAY!
62. Which world leader would you set
pills4me up with?
Elvis Presley
63. If
carvinkeeper12 were Canada, what country would they be?
TRICK QUESTION! CANADA IS NOT A COUNTRY!
64. Do you have reason to believe that
thesamchannel has seen the Spiraling Shape?
Sam is a Spiraling Shape.
65. DOES
hivejive HACE ITAM 4 TRAD ME? ^-^
GO KILL YOURSELF!
66. Does
tobitatsu have a little birdhouse in his or her soul?
Yes. And she sqeals with happiness whenever a bird goes to eat there.
67. What chemical element would
manisha_164 use to power his or her bicycle if the world ran out of oil?
Moon rocks.
68. If
nathew were a birth defect, what kind of defect would (s)he be?
Pooh Bear Down Syndrome:
http://www.prideandjoygifts.com/gund-pooh/images/G-baby-80526.jpg69.
shanana86 + ham =
Babies?