He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

*~Tragedy strikes~*

Well guys, Frito-Lay Man was fun last summer while I had time for it, and then I kind of forgot about it and used it to look at other journals, and my own website is shutting down pretty soon and stuff so I guess there's nowhere else on the Internet where you can see me so I guess this is OH LOOK ANOTHER HILARIOUS FAKE JOURNAL(PS I made the ( Read more... )

Being the freedomalist liberational type guy that I am, I am a big supporter of minority groups ( Read more... )

While I was lying here recovering, I found this wonderful piece of art on a Cheetos bag. It left me with mirth and a shining heart... Recovery is surely on the way ( Read more... )

I am sorry that I could not update you in the progress I have made in the war against the lesser potato chip companies (and other oppponents of Frito-Lay). The fact is, to be quite honest, I have made none. In fact, my entire life has somewhat been on hold, as I have been in the hospital ( Read more... )

It begins ( Read more... )

I kind of think of my life like a film sometimes, don't you? Except, because I am clearly superior to most of the population, my film is superior to most films, and is one of those crazy, artzy, David Lynch type movies, in which you don't really know what the hell is going on, but you sure as hell know it deserves critical acclaim ( Read more... )