"This is Walter Bishop. If you wish to leave me a message, you may do so in a moment. If you wish for a face-to-face meeting, you must agree to bring along two bottles of your favorite carbonated beverage. That is all I require. Oh! And you must have bathed and groomed yourself within twenty-four hours of our appointment. That is extremely ( Read more... )

Five dreams Walter has had that didn't involve food or scantly clad women.

... if any..1. A recurring one from childhood, where he's piecing together a tall tower from wooden blocks. The tower keeps transforming each time he has the dream. It's been, for him, the Tower of Babel, the Capitol Records building, the Chrysler Building, and the Empire ( Read more... )