2nd Dress - 4th Stage

Jul 15, 2011 00:30

[Phone; unfiltered]

Well, it certainly seems that Mayfield is even more uncultured than I'd originally thought.  Listen to all of you, airing out all of your secrets and dark thoughts over the phone.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves!  What kind of manners are those?  Thankfully, as a proper lady, I don't have to worry about that sort of ( Read more... )

true confessions of a pony, event: speak up, rarity tells all

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mylife4food July 15 2011, 05:07:26 UTC
Um....Lady Rarity...

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 15:14:16 UTC
Guy! Hello! I'd been wondering when I'd get the chance to speak with you again.

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mylife4food July 15 2011, 15:48:08 UTC
Oh! You can speak with me whenever you like. Feel free to call at any time.

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 15:53:15 UTC
That's so kind of you to say! You're just like a Prince yourself! Always so polite and proper. That's how true royalty should conduct themselves, unlike certain ponies I could name.

...Prince Blueblood.

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partysense July 15 2011, 05:09:52 UTC
...Rarity?

[WHY WOULD YOU SAY ALL OF THOSE G-RATED MEAN THINGS :(]

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 15:15:15 UTC
...A-ahh, Pinkie! Good day!

[Now just realizing what she said.]

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partysense July 15 2011, 21:11:51 UTC
Are you... okay?

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 21:16:50 UTC
Now that you mention it, no. I don't seem to be able to hold back as well as usual.

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 15:18:14 UTC
...Yes, perhaps I should.

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frilly_filly July 16 2011, 03:14:02 UTC
[Oh god, oh no, don't do this to her.]

Fluttershy doesn't have to put forth any effort at all to look graceful and beautiful. I spend hours in front of the mirror every day making sure every curl in my mane is perfect before I even take a single step outside. But Fluttershy? She's a natural. If she had any sort of ambition for it at all, she'd be an instant star. I count my blessings every day that she's so shy, but even that becomes an asset when somepony is actually paying attention.

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hontobakabaka July 15 2011, 12:10:31 UTC
"Are you a pony like Miss Pie, Miss Dash and Miss Applejack?"

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 15:28:28 UTC
Why, yes! Do you know them too?

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hontobakabaka July 15 2011, 17:37:59 UTC
"Yes I've met them."

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 17:40:40 UTC
They're quite a loud bunch, aren't they?

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foalingaround July 15 2011, 21:05:06 UTC
[Having a stage five, very irritable Rainbow Dash. She's desperately trying to resist the urge to start spouting off about how great communism is.]

What are you talkin' about? There's nothing wrong with my manners! What's gotten into you, Rarity?

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 21:15:07 UTC
Rainbow Dash, you aren't fooling anyone! Your manners are absolutely atrocious! You never knock before entering, you don't say please or thank you, you frequently interrupt other ponies' conversations... oh, the list goes on!

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foalingaround July 15 2011, 21:25:46 UTC
Yeah well it's still not cool to announce that kinda stuff to everyone! If I didn't think communism was so great, I'd be even more ticked off then I am right now!

[A long pause.]

Ignore that bit about the communism thing.

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frilly_filly July 15 2011, 21:27:08 UTC
...Communism?

Everypony keeps talking about that. What does it mean?

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