2nd Dress - 4th Stage
[Phone; unfiltered]
Well, it certainly seems that Mayfield is even more uncultured than I'd originally thought. Listen to all of you, airing out all of your secrets and dark thoughts over the phone. You should all be ashamed of yourselves! What kind of manners are those? Thankfully, as a proper lady, I don't have to worry about that sort of thing. I would never pick up the phone and air all of my secret grievances with my friends, like how Applejack really needs to take better care of that tangled mess she calls a mane if she is to have any hope of attracting her own Prince Charming. Or how Rainbow Dash has no tact at all and the worst manners I've ever seen. I mean, really, what does '20% cooler' even mean? How does one quantify that sort of thing? It makes no sense whatsoever. Twilight Sparkle needs to learn that not every answer for every situation can be found inside a book, and would it really kill Pinkie Pie to throw a quiet party where everyone sits around sipping tea and making light conversation? Just once in a while? Also, Spike, dear... I'm afraid you don't look quite as good in a moustache as you seem to think. Some dragons can pull off a moustache, but you are sadly not among them. As for Fluttershy... well, it's a good thing she isn't here, as much as I do miss her. After all, when she's actually putting forth the effort, she easily outshines me in almost every way without even trying!
[...Paaaaaaaause, as she takes in everything she just said, but especially that last part.]
...Not that I have a complex about that sort of thing, of course.
[The phone is hastily hung up at this point.
...
And then picked back up a moment later.]
...Except that I actually do.
Well, it certainly seems that Mayfield is even more uncultured than I'd originally thought. Listen to all of you, airing out all of your secrets and dark thoughts over the phone. You should all be ashamed of yourselves! What kind of manners are those? Thankfully, as a proper lady, I don't have to worry about that sort of thing. I would never pick up the phone and air all of my secret grievances with my friends, like how Applejack really needs to take better care of that tangled mess she calls a mane if she is to have any hope of attracting her own Prince Charming. Or how Rainbow Dash has no tact at all and the worst manners I've ever seen. I mean, really, what does '20% cooler' even mean? How does one quantify that sort of thing? It makes no sense whatsoever. Twilight Sparkle needs to learn that not every answer for every situation can be found inside a book, and would it really kill Pinkie Pie to throw a quiet party where everyone sits around sipping tea and making light conversation? Just once in a while? Also, Spike, dear... I'm afraid you don't look quite as good in a moustache as you seem to think. Some dragons can pull off a moustache, but you are sadly not among them. As for Fluttershy... well, it's a good thing she isn't here, as much as I do miss her. After all, when she's actually putting forth the effort, she easily outshines me in almost every way without even trying!
[...Paaaaaaaause, as she takes in everything she just said, but especially that last part.]
...Not that I have a complex about that sort of thing, of course.
[The phone is hastily hung up at this point.
...
And then picked back up a moment later.]
...Except that I actually do.