This is pretty specific...
FU to the people who cross the street diagonally. I do not have time to sit there and watch your ugly hide shimmy slowly across the street, all the while staying in front of my car. HURRY THE FCK UP! Cross straight THEN go left or right, depending on what direction you need to go OK? Yes, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but being a dumbass will get you killed.