Fruit on the bottom...not on the top
So my weekend was pretty good for the most part. Here's the agenda.
-Hang out with Nicole.: Passed
-Hang out with the Crew.:Passed for the most part
-Do more planning for the movie.: Failed
-Partake in a sleep over of some sort.: Passed
-Reformat my hard drive.: Failed
-Play an amazing amount of Battlefield 2.:Failed
-Eat a baby.:Failed
Friday afternoon I went out with Nicole to Folis to eat pizza. Afterwards we went to see that new movie Running Scared...first of all if you haven't seen the commercials or anything for this movie then you should know that it looks pretty good.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE!
This however is hands down Paul Walkers best performance in his movie career. He is the main character of both Fast and Furious movies which he obviously pulled off in his own little way but it's bland. Whether you agree with me or not, you would think otherwise after watching this movie. Overall there is a great shoot out scene in the begining of the movie, Paul Walker provides oral to his wife, he yells alot, gets his ass kicked, you watch a fat kid run around the city with a revolver in his posession, the old italian dude from the vanilla coke commercials is in this movie, and Paul Walker gets hockey pucks shot at his face on ice. Now this is where I gain respect for Paul Walker. If this guy could take this performance and put it in a good movie, then he would kick ass. This was a new character for him and I personally think he should stick with it, but make sure he's getting calls from the right directors and writters. However, Paul Walker does what not many actors really have the balls to go and do. According to various articles pertaining to the film, he and actress Vera Farminga who was his wife, decided it would be cool to add 20 seconds of some husband on wife action and have Paul pull her panties down and give her some tongue to vaginal love. WOW! When I saw that I just couldn't understand how he actually went through the trouble of pulling his dick out of Vin Diesel and Tyreses assholes after those Fast and Furious films and pretty much made a 20 second porno, and if that wasn't good enough, they actually made a game on the website that you can play(verify that youre 18 or older) where you go home, and actually have to eat your wife out using a sort of dance dance revolution style controls with the keypad! WOW! Now first I hated this movie, but just because of this, the alleged fault of Paul Walker to eat this chick out on screen, and everything else that was actually good in this movie...this is actually something that has actually gave me a reason to give Paul the big thumbs up.
Next up is the fact that the italian dude in the vanilla coke commercials could have potentially pulled some great shit out of his ass.
Fuck yes.
Not only that but he drank a vanilla coke(or a regular coke...could be my mistake) in the movie! And this guy was throwing that whole ''I'm going to pull a dove out of your asshole if you don't shut the fuck up'' look the entire movie which made me happy.
Finally Paul Walker getting hockey pucks shot at his face was priceless...but there was too much blood and not enough of him shutting the fuck up because if I had about 9 hockey pucks shot at my face by some huge hockey players, then I wouldn't be saying too much either...infact I probably would have been out cold.
After that we came to my house and sat around and whatnot. I slept over Brents house that night with Chianger. The next day I was taken to my house where I bathed. Nicole came over and we sat around and stuff such as that. That night we met up with Brent and susan at the waterfront and got some ice cream. Don and Tina met us there and we then went to Kaufmans down there and created ruckus. Don convinced Brents parents to have a sleep over and me and Don were given access. Later that night me and Nicole went to subway and I ate since I didn't do much of that and behind subway in Forest Hills I drove her car around in circles at fast speeds. It was mighty fun I must say. Nicole started driving after Don and chasing him while he had his Don man mask on. It was some of the most hillarious shit ever. She started chasing me and Brent as well and almost ran me the fuck over! I had to almost pull some John Woo Bullshit out of my ass just to survive! WTF? Either way It was fun and Don had it much worse than I did considering he had to run up a hill just to get away from her wraith. We went to Sheetz where we got some stuff and Nicole left. Me, Don, and Kurt slept over Brents house and watched some videos on Brents computer along with Bumfights. We then had a pillow fighting tournament. First fight was me and Don man. Don man won and I got my ass pumped into processed shit. Second fight was Kurt and Brent. Brent got his life stepped on. The final fight however was the most amazing thing ever. Don man and Kurt went against each other for alittle more than 5 minutes. Kurt pulled some massive combos out of his ass and dominated Don by giving him a blow to the face breaking his glasses. All of these fights were recorded so there will definately be some uploading and editing of these fights for you eyes to view at some point in the future. The next day we went to DQ in Murrysville, and then KFC. Afterwards we went back to Brents house for dinner and me and Don went home.
Some other interesting things that happened were the ''secret spot''. Me, Kurt, Brandon, Brent, and Don went to this secret spot up in Eastmont which is a close road that connects to a bridge that was completely torn down a long time ago. There is a huge patch of ice that Kurt slipped on which was hillarious I must say.
Other than the Olympics being stupid, and commercials on TV being the worst thing since the dollar menu, this week should be calming for the most part. Rondies birthday is Wednesday and Nicoles birthday is next Sunday. Friday Rondie is having a sleep over which will consist of several people. A possible trip to the movies that afternoon to see Ultraviolet might happen according to the conversation between me and Ron earlier today. I might keep you posted throughout the week of how things are going, or I'll update friday afternoon before the weekend starts. Until then, this is Clides the pirate, signing off.
Note: I made some changes to the set up of my journal. I got rid of the random person who died in that week because I wasn't really entertained by it much, and I'm adding a counter for how many days Rondie has shaved, and a countdown until the next Tool album which is rumored to be titled ''Aldaraia''. Afew fuckasses on the Tool forums said the new album is rumored to be called ''Magic'', but that seems highly doubtfull...I mean why would they go from Undertow, Aenema, and Lateralus to...Magic? I'm going to stick with Aldaraia for now.
Picture of the update:
LMFAO FIND THE G SPOT!(An actuall screenshot of the game you play on their website of this weird fucking game.)
My prediction for the future: Four women will lose their virginity to a cow.
My prediction that is potentially better than Dons: Ruckus will take place on Friday.
My mood rating on this Journal entry from 1-10(1 being worse...10 being good): 8
Side projects:
-Establishing Diga Amor: 0% finished
-Untitled home video: 0% finished
-Poutbox: 0% finished
-Potato Launcher: 0% finished
-Obtaining a job: 0% finished
-Obtaining my drivers permit: 0%
-Senior project movie: 20% finished
Things you should probably be aware of:
-Days until potential Road Trip '06(Subject to change): 134 days
-Days I've had a Dr. Pepper(Expiration:November 17, 2003) since its expiration date: 835 days
-Days I've had Brent's glucagon instructions on my desk: 70 days
-Length of hair: Close to 9 inches or something like that
-Days I've a Cherry Condom and a blunt sitting on my desk: 94 days
-Days I've had Nicoles hairband around my wrist: 67 days
-Days I've gone without McDonalds since December 30, 2005: 61 days
-Number of missed calls I have from Brent: 90 calls
-Donation money to the CNSLCF(The Can): $15.79
-Days I've had the tennis ball used on the Morning of Mayhem which took place July 30, 2004: 548 days
-Days until graduation of 2006: 93 days
-Days until Woody High Prom: 77 days
-Number of songs on my computer/space total songs take up on my hard drive: 13,882 songs/53.2 GB
-Days Since Ron has shaved:14 days
-Days until new Tool album is released(May 3rd...however the date may change.): 65 days
Johnson Meter: 75%
''The Morgue"
-R.I.P. Bag of Goldfish: 289 days old
-Hang out with Nicole.: Passed
-Hang out with the Crew.:Passed for the most part
-Do more planning for the movie.: Failed
-Partake in a sleep over of some sort.: Passed
-Reformat my hard drive.: Failed
-Play an amazing amount of Battlefield 2.:Failed
-Eat a baby.:Failed
Friday afternoon I went out with Nicole to Folis to eat pizza. Afterwards we went to see that new movie Running Scared...first of all if you haven't seen the commercials or anything for this movie then you should know that it looks pretty good.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE!
This however is hands down Paul Walkers best performance in his movie career. He is the main character of both Fast and Furious movies which he obviously pulled off in his own little way but it's bland. Whether you agree with me or not, you would think otherwise after watching this movie. Overall there is a great shoot out scene in the begining of the movie, Paul Walker provides oral to his wife, he yells alot, gets his ass kicked, you watch a fat kid run around the city with a revolver in his posession, the old italian dude from the vanilla coke commercials is in this movie, and Paul Walker gets hockey pucks shot at his face on ice. Now this is where I gain respect for Paul Walker. If this guy could take this performance and put it in a good movie, then he would kick ass. This was a new character for him and I personally think he should stick with it, but make sure he's getting calls from the right directors and writters. However, Paul Walker does what not many actors really have the balls to go and do. According to various articles pertaining to the film, he and actress Vera Farminga who was his wife, decided it would be cool to add 20 seconds of some husband on wife action and have Paul pull her panties down and give her some tongue to vaginal love. WOW! When I saw that I just couldn't understand how he actually went through the trouble of pulling his dick out of Vin Diesel and Tyreses assholes after those Fast and Furious films and pretty much made a 20 second porno, and if that wasn't good enough, they actually made a game on the website that you can play(verify that youre 18 or older) where you go home, and actually have to eat your wife out using a sort of dance dance revolution style controls with the keypad! WOW! Now first I hated this movie, but just because of this, the alleged fault of Paul Walker to eat this chick out on screen, and everything else that was actually good in this movie...this is actually something that has actually gave me a reason to give Paul the big thumbs up.
Next up is the fact that the italian dude in the vanilla coke commercials could have potentially pulled some great shit out of his ass.
Fuck yes.
Not only that but he drank a vanilla coke(or a regular coke...could be my mistake) in the movie! And this guy was throwing that whole ''I'm going to pull a dove out of your asshole if you don't shut the fuck up'' look the entire movie which made me happy.
Finally Paul Walker getting hockey pucks shot at his face was priceless...but there was too much blood and not enough of him shutting the fuck up because if I had about 9 hockey pucks shot at my face by some huge hockey players, then I wouldn't be saying too much either...infact I probably would have been out cold.
After that we came to my house and sat around and whatnot. I slept over Brents house that night with Chianger. The next day I was taken to my house where I bathed. Nicole came over and we sat around and stuff such as that. That night we met up with Brent and susan at the waterfront and got some ice cream. Don and Tina met us there and we then went to Kaufmans down there and created ruckus. Don convinced Brents parents to have a sleep over and me and Don were given access. Later that night me and Nicole went to subway and I ate since I didn't do much of that and behind subway in Forest Hills I drove her car around in circles at fast speeds. It was mighty fun I must say. Nicole started driving after Don and chasing him while he had his Don man mask on. It was some of the most hillarious shit ever. She started chasing me and Brent as well and almost ran me the fuck over! I had to almost pull some John Woo Bullshit out of my ass just to survive! WTF? Either way It was fun and Don had it much worse than I did considering he had to run up a hill just to get away from her wraith. We went to Sheetz where we got some stuff and Nicole left. Me, Don, and Kurt slept over Brents house and watched some videos on Brents computer along with Bumfights. We then had a pillow fighting tournament. First fight was me and Don man. Don man won and I got my ass pumped into processed shit. Second fight was Kurt and Brent. Brent got his life stepped on. The final fight however was the most amazing thing ever. Don man and Kurt went against each other for alittle more than 5 minutes. Kurt pulled some massive combos out of his ass and dominated Don by giving him a blow to the face breaking his glasses. All of these fights were recorded so there will definately be some uploading and editing of these fights for you eyes to view at some point in the future. The next day we went to DQ in Murrysville, and then KFC. Afterwards we went back to Brents house for dinner and me and Don went home.
Some other interesting things that happened were the ''secret spot''. Me, Kurt, Brandon, Brent, and Don went to this secret spot up in Eastmont which is a close road that connects to a bridge that was completely torn down a long time ago. There is a huge patch of ice that Kurt slipped on which was hillarious I must say.
Other than the Olympics being stupid, and commercials on TV being the worst thing since the dollar menu, this week should be calming for the most part. Rondies birthday is Wednesday and Nicoles birthday is next Sunday. Friday Rondie is having a sleep over which will consist of several people. A possible trip to the movies that afternoon to see Ultraviolet might happen according to the conversation between me and Ron earlier today. I might keep you posted throughout the week of how things are going, or I'll update friday afternoon before the weekend starts. Until then, this is Clides the pirate, signing off.
Note: I made some changes to the set up of my journal. I got rid of the random person who died in that week because I wasn't really entertained by it much, and I'm adding a counter for how many days Rondie has shaved, and a countdown until the next Tool album which is rumored to be titled ''Aldaraia''. Afew fuckasses on the Tool forums said the new album is rumored to be called ''Magic'', but that seems highly doubtfull...I mean why would they go from Undertow, Aenema, and Lateralus to...Magic? I'm going to stick with Aldaraia for now.
Picture of the update:
LMFAO FIND THE G SPOT!(An actuall screenshot of the game you play on their website of this weird fucking game.)
My prediction for the future: Four women will lose their virginity to a cow.
My prediction that is potentially better than Dons: Ruckus will take place on Friday.
My mood rating on this Journal entry from 1-10(1 being worse...10 being good): 8
Side projects:
-Establishing Diga Amor: 0% finished
-Untitled home video: 0% finished
-Poutbox: 0% finished
-Potato Launcher: 0% finished
-Obtaining a job: 0% finished
-Obtaining my drivers permit: 0%
-Senior project movie: 20% finished
Things you should probably be aware of:
-Days until potential Road Trip '06(Subject to change): 134 days
-Days I've had a Dr. Pepper(Expiration:November 17, 2003) since its expiration date: 835 days
-Days I've had Brent's glucagon instructions on my desk: 70 days
-Length of hair: Close to 9 inches or something like that
-Days I've a Cherry Condom and a blunt sitting on my desk: 94 days
-Days I've had Nicoles hairband around my wrist: 67 days
-Days I've gone without McDonalds since December 30, 2005: 61 days
-Number of missed calls I have from Brent: 90 calls
-Donation money to the CNSLCF(The Can): $15.79
-Days I've had the tennis ball used on the Morning of Mayhem which took place July 30, 2004: 548 days
-Days until graduation of 2006: 93 days
-Days until Woody High Prom: 77 days
-Number of songs on my computer/space total songs take up on my hard drive: 13,882 songs/53.2 GB
-Days Since Ron has shaved:14 days
-Days until new Tool album is released(May 3rd...however the date may change.): 65 days
Johnson Meter: 75%
''The Morgue"
-R.I.P. Bag of Goldfish: 289 days old