VeeRush [ 3 / 12 ]
Title: VeeRush
Pairing: TaNakamaru (plus little JunDa and aKame maybe)
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Chapter: [ 3 / 12 ]
Summary: Yuichi is a 24year-old virgin willing to get laid before he reaches 26 next month - I mean DESPERATE to get laid. Koki is a pimp who has no sexual preference, bedding both girls and guys. A perfect match made in hell. If only they don’t hate each other’s guts that much.
Note: Just a special 1 month, 4 days fic… oh, you know it!
Disclaimer: None of them is mine. And when I said none, I mean I have one - locked inside my dreams... *wink*
Username: Namaru
Password: *****
August 10, 2009
Grrrr!!!
Can you believe it, On-Jou?! That pimp gave me headache! Aggravated me BIG TIME!!! He’s so irritating, annoying, detestable, loathsome!!! Fine, I had my own fault there being careless and such, but he has no right to act that way! Yes, I'm talking about the "him" from the club. I still don't know his name.
I know I’m talking vaguely here, On-Jou. You see, something happened just moments ago. (It’s not even more than an hour) You know how my car broke down yesterday, right? It was still in the car shop so I had no choice but to take the subway to get home. Although this isn’t the first time I took the subway home, it was still some time ago when I last did. Both Jin and Junno were obligated to work over time tonight because of too much procrastination so I can't go with them. (They need to finish their reports before the week is over)
And so as it goes on, since the train was a little crowded, I had to stand up and endure there amidst the throng of people. It was fine with me until I felt somebody touching my butt. I was more than surprised, On-Jou. And when I looked, there this middle aged man stood behind me, trying to act innocent and all. He even smiled at me. Disgusting! How could he, On-Jou?! I tried slapping his hands off but it kept coming back. Do wearing slightly tight pants make me look cheap?! No. He’s just perverted! I was so disturbed and infuriated I tried shifting and making my way as far as I could away from him.
I did get away but my phone wasn’t so fortunate. I think dropped it when I tried moving away. I just realized it when I tried reaching for it in my bag’s pocket. I was so stupid I forgot to zip the smallest pocket where my phone was. And it had already been quite sometime when I realized it! The crowd had somehow thinned already, and even that man had already left.
I went back to the spot where I formerly stood but it wasn’t there anymore. I was so depressed On-Jou, I really tried hard looking for it. I even asked some people there. I was about to give it up but imagine my surprise when I saw it at the hands of the pimp leaning there comfortably like he didn’t see me fervently looking for it! He never called my attention the whole time I was seeking for it. He didn’t even throw me a glance. Worse, he was already scanning my phone!
I approached him and tried asking him in a polite manner. I explained to him how I think it was the phone I dropped moments ago. I thought he’d understand and return it to me right away. He didn’t! Instead, he simply looked at me and grinned mockingly. He asked me if I was sure it was mine, and that it could be his, just looking the same with the one I dropped. I argued with him, though. Who else had a phone like that? With light blue gems forming a star at the back?! I personally choose that design during my 25th birthday! But instead of giving it up and apologizing, he just took one long look at the design, his grin widening. Then he drawled how it was girlish of me to do that.
On-Jou, he said I was girlish! How dare he insult me like that! And to make matters worse, he shoved it to my face, showing me one of my pictures he had been looking at. I nearly suffered a cardiac arrest! That was the picture where I dressed up as a geisha! It was all a joke, the three of us together with my brother trying to dress up for fun. But the way that imbecile smirked at me made I realize just how slutty I looked in that photo, make-up, wig, costume and everything! Even the way my chest showed a little through the slightly open flowery kimono made me blush! (It was a bright red dress, making me look more daring than I intended to) It was so embarrassing I froze. I didn’t even move as he lifted my hand and put the phone in it.
He then whispered and asked me something I didn’t understand at first. I uttered “what” by impulse and I wished I didn’t. He said he asked me if I wanted to come and “have fun” with him tonight. That pervert! I gave him the sharpest glare I could manage when I got my senses back since I can’t slap him in public. But he simply laughed at me in return! He told me he wishes to see me on his club again sometime. Then he turned and left me there gaping as he exited on his stop.
Hey On-Jou, does that mean he saw me there, too? I would have been happy knowing somebody noticed me, especially somebody who also caught my attention. But after what happened, my view of him just went a worse. If I dislike him before for being a pimp, I certainly hate him now for being rude and ill mannered.
Anyway On-Jou, it’s not like I expect him to be a gentle. He’s a raucous guy with no breeding at all. What should I expect from an imbecile like him? Grrr. Writing here should make me feel better but the thought of him just gives me more headache! I hate him, I really do!!!
It’s already late and I wrote so much again. But can you blame me? What happened was too scandalous to forget. (At least for me) Besides, it’s not everyday something like that happens to anybody, right? At least I'm calmer now.
By the way, if ever I find nobody to take my innocence away from me by the last week of this month, I’ll have to ask Jin to do that for me. I seriously don’t want to be a virgin anymore!
Ok, I’m joking. Maybe I’m just really sleepy now, On-Jou.
Oh, well. Good night.
---- Namaru