VeeRush [ 1 / 12 ]
Title: VeeRush
Pairing: TaNakamaru (plus little JunDa and aKame maybe)
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Chapter: [ 1 / 12 ]
Summary: Yuichi is a 24year-old virgin willing to get laid before he reaches 26 next month - I mean DESPERATE to get laid. Koki is a pimp who has no sexual preference, bedding both girls and guys. A perfect match made in hell. If only they don’t hate each other’s guts that much.
Note: Just a special 1 month, 4 days fic… oh, you know it!
Disclaimer: None of them is mine. And when I said none, I mean I have one - locked inside my dreams... *wink*
Username: Namaru
Password: *****
August 6, 2009
On-Jou, taskete!
This day is irritating. Everything is just so annoying!
Do you remember how I wished nobody else would know of my secret during my last entry here? Those words backfired on me. Fast, huh? It’s all Junno’s fault! Or was it Karin’s, too? I guess I just have to kill them both tomorrow.
Really, I want to kill somebody. Ok, not kill. Just torture somebody really slow. I was really very frustrated and infuriated today! Even Tatsuya, who is usually indifferent, asked me what’s wrong when I entered the house. He told me some dark clouds are circling my head. I’m not going to deny that, though. Now where am I? Oh, yeah.
You see, On-Jou, it all started when I accidentally pushed Karin on the floor. It was during lunch break, me being with Junno and Jin on the cafeteria. We were sitting there minding our own business (talking about Jin’s new fling) when that girl appeared out of nowhere and sat on my lap like that she’s my lover! Everybody around the office knows of my preference. (That I like men more than women) I know she’s heard of it, too. I guess she just doesn’t believe them.
But she really surprised me, On-Jou. I acted by instinct but I guess my acting by instinct went too far. The next thing I know, both Jin and Junno were laughing aloud as Karin’s butt stuck out in the air, her face touching the floor (I think). I’m not really sure since it was her behind that was facing me. But it was a really funny sight, On-Jou, just remembering that makes me snicker.
But she was the least of my problem. I’ll just apologize to her tomorrow after I kill her with Junno. What happened after that, after she went trotting out of the café wiggling her butt in a disgusting way, was where my anguish started.
Jin, being as rude as he is, shifted the joke on me and teased me about it. With his infamous teasing mode, mocking look, he started telling me how I act like I’ve never touched a girl before, which is the actually truth. (Not like I’m going to tell him that) He also said that if I’ll be easily affected by a gesture as simple as that, I’ll remain single all my life.
Now this stupid Junno, still high from all the laughter, suddenly blurted out my secret! I’m not really sure how he did that since I was too surprised, but I heard something like this: “Yeah… he hadn’t touched a girl… I doubt he would be touching a guy anytime soon… No wonder he’s still a virgin…” Seriously On-Jou, I’m not sure if those were the exact words he mentioned. I was too shocked myself to hear everything. All I know is that I saw a devil with a mocking grin pass by right after he said that!
I think what followed was a very long silence. I guess Junno stopped talking himself. All I was aware of was Jin’s stare for what I felt was a decade. It was really awkward. I swear my hands already lifted themselves to start choking the dork. I was itching to do just that!
But I froze when I heard Jin laugh. He laughed out so loud, On-Jou. It was his loudest laugh I’ve heard! (Louder than when he learned about Juno and Tatsuya) It’s so embarrassing! I wanted to hide somewhere or just die in spot! Good thing break went suddenly over because I was already dying of humiliation. I practically ran away from them. (Nah. I just walked away really fast. Running is for girls) I thought it ended there. I was wrong, though.
After work, Jin approached me pulled me to the comfort room. And with that silly smirk still plastered on his stupid face, he tried to kiss me. I was so surprised, I slapped him. I swear it was hard since his cheek reddened and there was a hand mark there. How dare he, huh? I tried leaving but he pulled me back. I thought he’d try something stupid again so I struggled a little against his grasp but he apologized instead. I know he wasn’t sorry, though. Hell, he was smiling sloppily like a dork! But it was better that way. I don’t know. I was relieved by the thought that he was just playing around. Just Jin being Jin.
He asked me if it was true and when I told him yes, he said he wanted to help. I was glaring at him first. I really didn’t believe him at that time. (Even up till now) But he left me there. I was about to ask him what he meant but he exited the comfort room and left me there staring at his back dumbly. Damn Jin for always leaving me hanging in the air. He always does, even from way before during our college days. If I hadn’t known him that long, I might have killed him for what he did there. Same thing also goes with Junno.
And speaking of him, I also told Tatsuya to beat him into pulp for me. He declined. He told me he’s giving me permission to do it, though. I think its good enough. I hadn’t seen that idiot since the incident at lunch. I guess he was avoiding me. He thinks he can get away? Hah! Tomorrow. I’ll see him and I’ll make sure he’ll be dead.
There. I feel better now, On-Jou. I think I need to stop writing now, too. It’s past midnight already and I still have work tomorrow. It’s almost weekend, anyway.
I wrote a lot? On-Jou, I always write a lot!
---- Namaru