VeeRush
Title: VeeRush
Pairing: TaNakamaru (plus little JunDa and aKame maybe)
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Chapter: Prologue
Summary: Yuichi is a 24year-old virgin willing to get laid before he reaches 26 next month - I mean DESPERATE to get laid. Koki is a pimp who has no sexual preference, bedding both girls and guys. A perfect match made in hell. If only they don’t hate each other’s guts that much.
Note: Just a special 1 month, 4 days fic… oh, you know it!
Disclaimer: None of them is mine. And when I said none, I mean I have one - locked inside my dreams... *wink*
Username: Namaru
Password: *****
August 1, 2009
Hey On-Jou,
Sorry for not being able to write her for more than a month. Work is becoming harder. I’ve just been promoted as team supervisor so I’m a lot busier now. I’m really happy but that’s not the reason I’m blogging right now.
You know how next month will be my 26th birthday, right? Yeah. Now I have this huge problem. Nobody knows of this except Tatsuya and Junno, and I really wish nobody else will know. Anyway, On-Jou, since you’re just my journal, I think it’s safe to tell you this. Aside from being virtually anonymous, I also don’t need explaining anything to you since you can’t ask me and anybody who will read this will not recognize me. That’s if anybody will actually manage to hack this. Pfft.
Anyway, this huge problem of mine is really strange. Weird. Really, really weird. You see, On-Jou, I’m still a virgin. Funny? Shut up. You’re just a journal so you have no right to laugh at me, not to mention you’re mine. MINE, you hear me? Ok, I mean, read me. You read me?! So you have no right to laugh at my problem. (Hah! It’s not like you can laugh at me…)
But yes, it is a huge problem for me. I need to lose my innocence before my 25th year on this planet is over. I have to! Jin will surely laugh at my face if he ever heard of this. He’s such a jerk. But even a Tatsuya had lost his a long time ago! And to that dorky Junno none-the-less. Damn my dear younger brother for beating me on that. I’m supposed to be elder! I should have lost it first! Arg!
Anyway, I hope you could help lessen my misery for the fact that I’m still a virgin. (Ok, I’m starting to sound like a girl now) It’s not what I mean, though. What I really want to say is that I hope keeping this online journal will help me one way or another.
So far so good. Every time a reread what I write, I start to see things on another light. So I guess you’re not that useless.
It’s late now. I should stop here. I still have lots of things to do. I’m not sure if I can write again soon. I’ll just revisit you when I feel like it, ok?
Jaa...
---- Namaru Icchi