Achieve Inner Peace (Humor)
Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to
see things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house
this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay,
a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder
of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a
chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.