man fears spider

[freya_bean]

This morning I awoke to cat activity and a swearing man tromping around the house. Unaware of quite what was going on, I stumbled into the bathroom, which contained a very angry male balancing a contact lens on the tip of his finger like a tiny faerie crown. Once I had the bathroom to myself, I realised what might have been contributory to this

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[natural20]

I dunno, neither version has the requisite mewling in fear I would have expected from alnya. You'd think he lived somewhere with poisonous rather than timorous beasties.

[alnya]

Mate, this thing was bigger than you

[natural20]

Dude, I don't care if it was the house, it's still just a spider.

[freya_bean]

I editted out all the girly screams, should I have left them in? :P

[alnya]

Which bush? This is important.

[freya_bean]

The one behind the bin, on Emily's side. Don't worry its not going to jump you when you get home. It'll be too busy gorging itself on a plentiful feast :P

[offensive_mango]

A neighborhood fox?

[freya_bean]

Huh? You've lost me :(

[offensive_mango]

Heh heh heh. Now I'm wondering what G's version of this morning would be.

Mine goes something like:
5:45 Something wakes me up. It sounds like the sort of noise G makes when I snore, but more frustrated. Hm, wonder what that was. Go back to sleep.
6:00 Alarm clock goes off, G gets out of bed. I know he has some reading to do before he goes to work. I roll over to take over the whole bed.
8:10 Anya starts meowing; I wonder why G hasn't woken me up at 8. I get up to find he's entirely disappeared. In the meantime I haven't heard him have a shower, get dressed, or show any other signs of existence.

I suspect his goes like:
5:30 SHE IS SNORING AGAIN. WILL I EVER GET SOME SLEEP?
5:35 ARGH I HAVE TO BE UP IN 25 MINUTES ARGH!
5:45 WAKE THE FVCK UP AND STOP SNORING!!!!5:50 Great, she's stopped, but now I can't sleep

[freya_bean]

Awww I'm sure G doesn't think like that at all!

[jenster78]

Hehehe. I think he's worse than me with those beasties.