Atmos Asylum 002
It seemed oddly appropriate to update this after attending the rally to restore sanity. So, there you have it.
Here you can see the bathroom groupies wither away of starvation/aspiration failure while someone tries to wash dishes in the sink even though there is already a dishwasher.
Mickey: Mommy? Daddy? Please don't fight.
Kate: Wahhhh! I love ladybugs!
The footwear fight still rages on!
The score is presently
Chucks: 5 Boots: 1
If only Lydia would autonomously exercycle as often as Fergus does. :(
While everyone else was sleeping on the floor or eating burned hot dogs, Kate mysteriously managed to remain on cloud nine. Seriously, I wish I was that kind of crazy person.
Kate: Mmm.. I love the smell of a new BFF!
Also, at long last, Alice gets a job in her beloved career path! Augh, finally!
Unfortunately, Lydia remains the unluckiest sim EVER.
Lydia: You see, I still believe that every cloud has a silver lining!
D:
:D
Chucks: 5 Boots: 2
Although, points should totally be deducted for this unseasonal sandcastle. Sheesh.
Sometimes, Fergus gets what is coming to him. He deserves this - trust me.
Now that it's winter time, all the fruit loops are eager to display just how loony they really are.
First up is Jin. I don't even need to explain why this is so damn ridiculous. Glutton for punishment, I'd say.
Lydia almost has the right idea, but insists on making snow angels at night (in a bathing suit, of course).
Jin: *cries tears for fears*
Argh! We have our winner, everyone!
And this
...is why I love Felix. Hurrah for some semblance of normalcy!
Little Penguin: Juzztizz iz zzzerved! Wait, why you haz no face?
When you're a total nutjob, playing poker by your lonesome is probably a pretty nice pastime.
Promotions!!!
Now Alice can actually look competent while she's fixing things. Although, she's probably just as likely to be electrocuted as before. It's just that I feel better about it now.
Chucks: 5 Boots: 3
The battle blazes on?
Kate: Tickle harassment! I need an adult!
Felix: *is oblivious to his social missteps*
Kate: No, you stink! Booooo!
Felix: *frets like an old lady for some reason or another*
And suddenly, LOVE!
(Also Sandshrew, I guess. Yet, for the most part - love.)
Poor Jin gets no satisfaction :(
I think the empty, unmade bed makes this picture all the more sad.
Sadly, Alice isn't doing much better on the romance front. Her only social interaction seems to be casual flying cereal conversations over breakfast and talking the crazies out of sunbathing to death.
And another point for the chucks team!
Ooooooookay - this is where things started getting out of control.
After this tenth battle, there were about five others in rapid succession. I've resolved cap only the highlights from now on. Otherwise, every update would be along these lines: 25 FRACKIN' FIGHTS and also something else... maybe.
Anyhoodle, chucks are still winning, but not by much. ;)
WILL YOU EVER LEARN?
(just ask me if I care)
Fergus: Fascinating! It says here that if I went downstairs to eat instead of hanging out reading this book, I wouldn't be starving right now. Wow!
Fergus: Ooooh! The fetid waters of the toilet bowl are breaking my heart. Oh, the sorrow!
Alice: Kindly scoot so I can fix this k thanks, bye.
Maddison: Omnomnomnom
Lamp: Omnomnomnom
Shh... he's in his happy place. Let the true origin of that puddle remain a mystery.
Alice: *scowls at sunbathers*
As if arm warmers prevented frost bite in board shorts. Pffft.