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Ants is a guy friend from army. He is a geek and has never expressed interest in anything else except astronomy. He has never been out with a girl and asked me for advice. He is a really nice guy, small and well, harmless, if you can imagine it. This excerpt of the coversation begins when he asks about what to say about sending a girl home. it is his first date with a girl
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The Real Deal - : just ask again, like - you sure? im okay with sending you home. its not a problem. id like to send you home cos its late at night
Ants says: when girls ask guy a question, they already know the answer, but they just want to gauge how a guy reply
Ants says: oh wow ok thats smooth man
The Real Deal says: and i would would feel better if you were home safely
Ants says: nice...im writing the phrases down
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: if she still refuses say something like - okay, then text me when you get back, just so id know you are back safely
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: dude.........
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: its about caring for the other person la
Ants says: seriously i think i lack experience in this cos i never asked a girl out before
Ants says: never had a gf either
Ants says: but i believe i can kick ass, ninjado style heh
Ants says: maybe can give sense of security ?
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: err no
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: dont think you shld be kicking to show how safe the girl will be with you
Ants3 says: what i meant was : if the situation calls for it, i will resort to my training
Ants says: i wont hao lian and "show off" any moves lah
Ants says: anyway there are other ways to self defense, not just punch and kicks
Ants says: ok back to the topic...Antares: 2063 says: i should comment on her dressing that day is it?
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: err yeah, if she looks nice, say it. if not, dont say
Ants3 says: oh ic
Ants says: is it true that most first relationships end up in failure? seems like so far, Soh is the only one who is able to go along with his first gf up till now
Ants says: even among my guy classmates, all of them have been thru 1 or 2 breakups...
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: not true. dude
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: dont think so far.
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: just get to know her first
Ants3 says: ok
Antssays: i really regret that time no thinking about such things back in studying days....sigh
Ants says: now ever since start work, it has been so time constrained
Ants says: hey if i organise another s2/s3 specs gathering in march will u be able to join?
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: cos you always maintained that you not interested in girls what
Ants says: that time no money , and i was just intent on studying and not letting my parents down mah
Ants says: my dad is now taxi driver liao, im also shouldering some finiancial responsibilites
Ants says: then i realised sinc working here, that most cadavers we get are male and not female
Ants says: cos males tend to die alone if not married
Ants says: while females if not married, still keep close friends who will claim their bodies for them
Ants says: sad isnt it? haha....
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: wah lau. so you motivated by dead bodies
Ants says: dead bodies and loneliness i guess
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The Real Deal - : just ask again, like - you sure? im okay with sending you home. its not a problem. id like to send you home cos its late at night
Ants says: when girls ask guy a question, they already know the answer, but they just want to gauge how a guy reply
Ants says: oh wow ok thats smooth man
The Real Deal says: and i would would feel better if you were home safely
Ants says: nice...im writing the phrases down
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: if she still refuses say something like - okay, then text me when you get back, just so id know you are back safely
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: dude.........
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: its about caring for the other person la
Ants says: seriously i think i lack experience in this cos i never asked a girl out before
Ants says: never had a gf either
Ants says: but i believe i can kick ass, ninjado style heh
Ants says: maybe can give sense of security ?
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: err no
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: dont think you shld be kicking to show how safe the girl will be with you
Ants3 says: what i meant was : if the situation calls for it, i will resort to my training
Ants says: i wont hao lian and "show off" any moves lah
Ants says: anyway there are other ways to self defense, not just punch and kicks
Ants says: ok back to the topic...Antares: 2063 says: i should comment on her dressing that day is it?
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: err yeah, if she looks nice, say it. if not, dont say
Ants3 says: oh ic
Ants says: is it true that most first relationships end up in failure? seems like so far, Soh is the only one who is able to go along with his first gf up till now
Ants says: even among my guy classmates, all of them have been thru 1 or 2 breakups...
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: not true. dude
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: dont think so far.
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: just get to know her first
Ants3 says: ok
Antssays: i really regret that time no thinking about such things back in studying days....sigh
Ants says: now ever since start work, it has been so time constrained
Ants says: hey if i organise another s2/s3 specs gathering in march will u be able to join?
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: cos you always maintained that you not interested in girls what
Ants says: that time no money , and i was just intent on studying and not letting my parents down mah
Ants says: my dad is now taxi driver liao, im also shouldering some finiancial responsibilites
Ants says: then i realised sinc working here, that most cadavers we get are male and not female
Ants says: cos males tend to die alone if not married
Ants says: while females if not married, still keep close friends who will claim their bodies for them
Ants says: sad isnt it? haha....
The Real Deal - Don't fart at me, ya'll says: wah lau. so you motivated by dead bodies
Ants says: dead bodies and loneliness i guess
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