sonofcoul: You invited Captain America to a Super Bowl party that Loki is going to be attending?
freshoffthefarm: If you told me things I wouldn't DO THIS... wait. He's called CAPTAIN AMERICA?
sonofcoul: .... Yes.
freshoffthefarm: ... seriously. You guys couldn't do better than that?
sonofcoul: We didn't come up with it. He got the name in World War II.
freshoffthefarm: Loki said he'd behave...ish. And Captain America doesn't even know who Mr. Rogers is. I think it'll be okay.
sonofcoul: That would be because he's been frozen in the arctic for the last seventy years.
freshoffthefarm: I'm sorry, what?
sonofcoul: He's still catching up.
freshoffthefarm: How long has he not been frozen?
sonofcoul: ... A few months?
freshoffthefarm: You're not normal at all, either, are you?
sonofcoul: I actually am.
freshoffthefarm: So, there's the knife-juggling secretary that's not, the playboy billionaire with a futzy suit, the frozen one you call Captain America, the physicist that gets scary and Loki's brother. Anyone I'm missing?
sonofcoul: Yes.
freshoffthefarm: Gonna tell me?
sonofcoul: Former Russian assassin.
freshoffthefarm: Why not?
sonofcoul: She rounds out the team nicely.