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This weekend was the best ever. I had so much fun. Friday I went double dating with my homie j-sin with two groupies!!! We saw the Exorcist. I saw a lot of my friends there who i hadn't seen in a long time. Well n-e-way the movie was alright, some parts are scary and other parts are pretty funny like the ending. Saturday was even better, i was in a quince, from my friend jocelyn from hanks. i hadn't had that much fun in a while. it was at the blue moon. hanks people are awesome. everybody loved the dance, and like 3 girls asked me if i wanted to be in there quince cause i'm just that sexy!!! j/k, i messed up a shit load of times but i guess they didn't notice. then after the dance we all headed to jocelyns house for the after party. the funniest thing happened to me......well i didn't think it was funny at all but my friends did. well before i headed over to jocelyns house, me and my friends were drinking and i was getting all hyper. well i went to take a piss, and the worst thing happened to me. i was walking back to my friends giggling, zipping up my pants and then all of a sudden i was in a lot of pain!!!! i was so drunk that i zipped up my damn weiner!! it was the worst pain in the world i had ever felt. i screamed in pain when it happened and my friends all looked at me, and realized what had happened and they started laughing hysterically. i got pissed because everybody was clowning on me the whole night and all the kids told everybody else that was there at the party. that was the first time that had ever happened to me, and man i hope it was the last time. i always thought u had to be an idiot for that to happen to you, but man who would've ever thought zippers can be so dangerous! well sunday was kewl to, i missed church, (sorry god) and i spent it with my cousins and then i went to work. well i'll catch u punks later! peace