Its been one week...
since I broke my foot. AHAHA Im getting better now. I have been doing good and keeping off of it. I guess its because I am so good at being a lazy reject. But anyhow I have gotten better and with minimal difficulty I can get up and down the stairs in record speeds now... Watch me go for an almost trot up the stairs and my ankle just snap. OH SNAP. AHHAHAH Snape kills Dumbledore. Yes... yes he does. Sorry if you havent read the book... you shouldnt really care then because you obviously arent a fan. AHHAHAH I seriously think that I will find that funny for the rest of my life. Everyone else gets over jokes like after the first laugh. I however laught til I cannot breathe then I do it again the next day. I cant get over funny things... they will always be funny to me. Well me and maybe Amy too. :P
This weekend was a little gay and boring... because of my disability I only went out for a bit on Sat. to buy a tent the store didnt have. And then I spent the night on crutches cuz I was in pain from having gone out and walked on my ankle... what a bitch she is being.. Seriously ankle...fuck off I want to go to the Buskers this week. So when I was crippled Sat. night Scottie, Heather, Ryan and I all gathered on the balcony to watch these two little punk ass mo fos wander around the parking lot with their little knapsack on that wasnt big enough for liquor but was big enough for wire cutters or a gun. And as they looked in the cars and stuff with their Insane Clown Posse standing guard at the end of the parking lot, we all contemplated how we could injure them without going to jail. We agreed hiding in the trees with baseball bats and my crutches would suffice. We also thought that if we hid in the trees all night when they tried to break into our cars, we could pretend we were robbers to and we could tell them look we already got these cars (ours) so they would just go to the other cars. That would be brilliant. Then we would hit them with bats. I hate punk ass kids with no life. STOP STEALING SHIT AND KILLING PEOPLE. The reason I say killing people is because some 19 year old was found shot to death on the next street over from my apartment... oops. I wonder if it was one of the ones we saw wondering looking for a car to steal... so much for that plan huh fffffuck fffface. Enjoy your lunch.
Im going to hell
My mom is coming to visit tomorrow with Riley. It will be fun. If I can walk. I have to do a scrapbook by Thursday when my sister comes down.. Im doing it for her friend that was her best friend since they were younguns.... they have been friends about 25 years and she has had cancer for about a year or so and she hasnt been doing very well lately and my sister wanted me to do a scrapbook for her for her wedding. Which is sad because she is getting married next week and probably wont live much past that. Its a sin and I am glad to do the book, but as I was working on it last night I thought... they will probably put this on display at her funeral... then I dry heaved for about a half hour. And now Im starting again. Sad.
On a not so depressing note... Im still in my pajamas and they are satin and Im slipping off the chair... its kind of funny... I have to stick my bum out to keep in place :D Hope everyone is doing well :D