The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey
Have you done it on a boat? no
Have you done it with a goat? no
Have you done it in a bed? yes
Have you done it with the dead? not really
Have you done it in the ass? no
Have you done it, high on grass? no
Have you done it in the car? no
Have you simply gone too far? maybe
Have you done it on the beach? no
Have you done it with the teach? not yet
Have you done it on your back? i dont know lol
Have you done it strapped to a rack? the other person was
Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? no
Have you done it in a tree? nope
Have you done it with more than three? no, it gets too messy
Have you done it in the rain? no
Have you done it for the pain? no
Have you done it 'tween the tits? sure
Have you done it wearing mitts? actually i think i have
Have you done it packed in rubber? no
Have you done it undercover? sure
Have you done it on a perch? nope
Have you done it in a church? no, lyn-z got that one first
Have you done it with a virgin? yep
Have you done it with a surgeon? nope
Have you done it with ropes and chains? sure
Have you done it while insane? no
Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? she told me she was older
Have you done it with all your friends? not all of them
Have you done it in both ends? no
Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no
Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no
Have you done it for all to see? oh they seen all right
Have you ever had VD? no
Have you done it on Mother's couch? i've did it all over the house
Have you done it in your mouth? no, wait, no
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape? sure
Have you done it on live TV? maybe one day
Have you done it whilst you pee? no lol, golden showers
Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? sure
Have you done it on a dare? it was a TRIPLE DOG DARE, i had to
Do you really think we care? no
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